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Is this the cloned Mrs *Bob* posting?

Bring back the days when promissory notes had to be manually cloned by a master forger.

No need to go to a Lesbian bar then.

I think Keef likes a tipple when he's not necking meths.

Superb!

I wonder if the cloning is happening via wireless card readers and some f*&%$r is sitting in a car or backroom of an empty shop downloading peoples info? Judging by this thread it seems to be a little hotspot round there. What are the police doing about it?

Sounds like what you're describing can equally be called a 'No Dickhead's in Here' policy regardless of sexuality. This policy should be strictly enforced in bars, clubs and pubs up and down the country. In fact make that all public places. Can't see any reason why there shouldn't be gay/lesbian only bars. There are many that cater for non-exclusivity so it's not like there's not much choice around and why anybody would want to go somewhere where they're not welcome and not part of the group is beyond me, except that those that do, are often troublemakers. I think a gay bar in ED would be a positive thing. No doubt there will always be those stuck in a mental rut of their own making, but the vast majority of people in ED would be either welcoming or non-plussed.

and a sledgehammer!

Are you saying you're gay bar curious?

Perhaps those seeking a Gay Bar LL solution could colonise the Magdala when it re-opens before the hetero locals get a toehold. Hopefully the name will change otherwise "I'm taking him up the Magdala" could have all sorts of connotations!

Surely she's just an end user cutting out the middle man.

Just back from the Gowlett (need to be up early without a hangover). Really chilled crowd down there. If you're still lurking I suggest you get down there before last orders. Thanks Georgia.

I spent many years as an expat in your line of work. Much as there are many benefits (mostly financial) it just ain't home. Unless you take up citizenship you know you're eventually leaving (not necessarily to go home), so you never really settle. You also get tired of seeing most of the same old expat faces and as soon as you make some interesting friends, the next thing you know they're relocated or you get another posting. I was always able to get on an overnight flight to see friends and family every few weeks (or vice versa) which helped any home sick pangs and restocking of Marmite and PG Tips, but it's a little less practical from SE Asia. Still, just think of the money!!;-)

LOL My eyes are feeling heavy

It'll be the group that stops talking, turns and stares at you as you enter the pub.

Can you supply the cow?

Well in that case my vote would be for the B.Monkhouse. He thought ED was a joke.

Deal. But I only drink champagne . . . in pints >:D

Sorry, lost my shirt living out of a box. Will forward bill plus interest!

Sorry H I was trolleyed, don't know what came over me.

I find Anusol works wonders on me Nostalgia.

I wouldn't say he's seedy and dusty but he's certainly chirpy, cheerful and helpful. Even put a few holes in my leather belt for free.

As Sean would say, "You....Yes, You"

Oh but IT IS a great day out for all the family. Once we've pulled up in disabled bay (parents ones full) we let the kids run riot annoying other shoppers whilst the wife and I catch up and relax over a nice cold Chocaolate Mocha Frappuccino. Security and floor staff are great child minders. Then its off to the Tu section to try out the latest fashions whilst the kids pull stuff of the shelves. Finally when they tire out, we grab a bag off crisps, smoothies and handful of grapes to keep them quiet whilst we fill the trolley and catch up with friends on our mobs. Beats the park or sitting in front of the TV and you get Nectar points too.

Dis Grace & Flava