Peckhamgatecrasher

So wanted to buy a razor with the English flag on it - but Tesco Express has sold out. What the ....!

Samson and Seamus are contenders for sibilant rivalry.

Above comment was me - blasted other user in the house who fails to log out!

Keef's suggestion is probably best. Putting bunches of lavender or mint on the door frame is a more romantic notion but I'm not sure how efficacious they are.

Interesting fact: some sufferers of Parkinson's Disease turn into inveterate gamblers. Can't remember the science behind it though.

Whack sir?

The above is a complete lie isn't it HonaB? There were no centimetres in 1970-mumblety-mumble

So that's why Paddy Power is taking over Southwark!

Keep up, Narnia, that's a radio quiz.

*Flounces off, in high dudgeon, to find new clique.*

Am surprised that lottery/gambolling (sic) aren't taxed. Hardly a necessity, and the winnings are tax-free too. edited for complete antonym crisis.

Cool. What happened at the end of Feb 2009 to produce such a spike?

Charter a boat on the Thames with Keef's band on board.

It's a shame John Prescott has gone - he had a decided rump.

Oh Huguenot - you have slumped in my estimation. Some secrets should never be confessed. Claret and blue fails on every sartorial front.

You are too close to the product to taste it objectively. I'm happy to help give an unbiased view.

Mmm, I love steamed dim dumb - where may I get some?

I was thinking of the journey from London Bridge. Can't expect those nambypamby West Ham fans to go to Victoria!

But how will the away teams get to Millwall? We need South Bermondsey as a strategic ambush point. Selfish the lot of you!

I blame Surrey.

Not sad at all! I've seen a green woodpecker on the Rye before - could it be that?

If it had a bog that's close enough.

A cross is just a symbol - it is not worshipped, that would be idolatory. It's a way to recognise Xians easily just as a fish still is today. Leaglebeagle, if you were to give up your child to save someone else I suspect it wouldn't matter as to the method of execution, the pain and grief would be intolerable for you. It's not in the amount of suffering physically so much as the separation from God that is amazing, it's just easier for us mere mortals to focus on something tangible.

Absolutely, season of mists and marshmallows and all that.

Gutted. Wagonwheels are much nicer than chocolate crosses.