Peckhamgatecrasher

I'm dying to know where you come from, *bob*.

It's not pinin'! It's passed on! This tree is no more! It has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to meet it's maker! This is a late tree. [Council chopped it up this morning - just left a stump.]

With my deerstalker firmly in place, I would note who regularly parks there. It is the time of year when bird shit is stained red - maybe someone is precious about their car.

Noooooooooooo. That would make my username absurd.

I've had some yummy bread from that stall, but I'm slightly put off by the threading and the thought of some random stranger's eyebrow hair. Not quite sure why you would sit in a public place to have that done, but maybe I'm a prude.

If it is cherry, the stones could be dispersed by guano.

Just finished Penelope Lively's "Ammonites and something else". Most succinct description of the Suez Crisis I've ever read. The rest was a bit meh. Am two chapters in of "The Last Rosette" by one of the Pullein-Thompson sisters. (Can't be bothered to get up and look which one). Absolutely topping. Not for Aquarius Moon and her ilk though, descriptions of fox hunting and hunt carcasse stores abound. I am transported back to my childhood, and I still want a pony for Christmas.

The guerilla gardening by the car wash at Sainsburys looks fab. Well done those peeps.

Alas he won't come back, but I do miss SimonM. Hona TedMax Brendan Moos I miss them, I miss them, I miss them. (said in best Juliet Stevenson voice).

I seem to recall that yoghurt and cornflour is a traditional Greek cure. Just don't go out in public or people will think there are ghosts in East Dulwich.

I enjoyed The Game. I also liked No Offence though it is a very different kettle of fish. It is quite 'in your face' at times, but the more episodes I watch, the more I get the characters. At times, though, it seems like a comedy that has not quite pulled it off.

I'm sure I will kill someone with roast chicken one day. Twenty minutes per pound plus 20 minutes cooking time is so simple. Half an hour per 450g does my head in.

Is there a Facebook appeal we can share?

Tell your 'friend' that if they're under 10, it should be okay - that's when criminal responsibility comes into play.

How exciting was that?

I spoke to Adrian four days ago. He is leaving and introduced his replacement.

He is a very lovely man. He has been introducing his replacement, Trisha, this past week who seems very nice, but he will be missed.

Streetbank pretty much does this. http://www.streetbank.com/splash?v=2&utm_expid=17809215-14.1XfFSmkdQXOI5qFZXDvzhg.2&locale=en-GB&utm_referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.co.uk%2F

EDT Gowlett Canavans Sorted!

I don't like the hammers.

Wrong thread, Otta.

1. Rotherham 2. If another journalist says "to the north of Katmandu", there will be bloodshed.

Your best bet would be Kwik Cricket. Unfortunately it doesn't seem to be played any earlier than primary school age. Think you are better off sticking to the back garden. Apparently that didn't do Geoff Boycott any harm. If you grow rhubarb, you are halfway there!

Nunhead Cemetery has them.