Here's an appropriate one for you Kistanbul Take me back to Constantinople No, you can't go back to Constantinople Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople Why did Constantinople get the works? That's nobody's business but the Turks'
Oh Brendan, darling, you are so right - your first post, not the second. You have exquisite manners - I love it when you stand on a lady's arrival/departure, etc, you could teach the chaps of ED a thing or too.
Brendan, I'm cutting out newspaper letters at the moment; I will kidnap a certain cat and send a ransome demand. And if that doesn't work, the duck gets it.