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By the way Libra, if you tell Peter about the wine, he will probably discount it for you. I refused to buy cigarettes in there when he hoiked them up arbitrarily so we came to a deal.

Libra, you really are an ********. First, there are no turntables or kilns in the pottery cafe - it is merely a place to paint readymade pieces, they are sent away for firing. Secondly, the nature of addiction is that one can't do without something, so yes, cigarettes are important. Your condescension is quite something to behold: just because I mismanage my money (something ???? has already chastised me for!), why do you assume I am on benefits? I have many good qualities but frugality and abstension are not among them. However, if we are casting stones, why don't you cultivate the virtue of patience in a queue? You could use the time to remind yourself how perfect you are. Edited to appease the lovely Annaj

Lucky 7s is when you take 7 records to spin at The Gowlett pub. Here's the link for Hoopers: Hoopers Quiz

The intergalactic laxative - Donovan

Absolutely loved Life on Mars. Am enjoying AtoA but not as much - I used to wear some of those hideous fashions. Anyone else think she is a dead ringer for Keira Knightley?

Caught Jamie at Home last night on the TV and he rustled up some yummy looking pizzas. One super tip was cooking on a piece of granite which gives a crispy base. If you can, see it on catch up TV otherwise here is the web page Jamie Oliver Pizzas

He was feeling his thriftiest

Say a little prayer for me - Aretha Franklin

When will Mary Poppins be flying in?

the nuns juxtaposed with the underpants is hilarious.

revered leader

asterisks

Hippy Pappy Birthday

river

What about going to the one that we think is selling up at the end of the Green? Name escapes me - The Mirash? It may be a last chance to test it.

ED Feather Thwackers - how evocative.

Heard it on the grapevine - Marvin Gaye

germs

yes indeed, fags on tick in the newsagents - always important to cultivate a relationship.

Do you know how many calories there are in tea??!!

Stop, in the name of love - Diana Ross & The Supremes

" this ole classic" is from The Man himself: do unto others as you would be done by!

Senapods in her coffee.

Dear Libra Carr You have missed out the laundrette and the greasy spoon & the craft shop and the wonderful barbers; and JSD and the newsagents who are always a lovely source of tick if one needs cigarettes but has not money! The chinese is ok for what it is; always had a fun time in The Green but as much to do with the company as the food; pottery shop to be commended for corkage - a good evening, getting pissed, pretending to be creative is always fun. The Codfather has diversified too much and the chips are now shite. Raisin was always overpriced. yours PGC

Another scam has happened to another of my gullible friends. She was woken at 5 am by a black woman, about 50, wearing a hat, who informed my friend that her father had died in a north London hospital and she required ?38.50 to get her and her brothers to the hospital by taxi. She proffered an out of date passport as proof of her good intention. My friend fortunately told her to try the police station - only after she had woken up a bit.