Peckhamgatecrasher

I don't think you really mean port - it passes to the Left.

We still don't know who number twenty is. Why is Mark holding out?

Sorry Hal: Another Award winner likely to cause a surprise was an Indian Single Malt, which was awarded the title of World?s Third Best Whisky. Distilled in Bangalore, Amrut Fusion scored an outstanding 97 points. "It makes no matter where in the world a whisky is made. If it is magnificent, then it stands a chance of being recognized in the Whisky Bible Awards. Amrut have been bottling astonishing whisky for a few years now. But this particular bottling just made my hairs stand on end. It is hard to find a whisky with better balance. India has unquestionably arrived as a whisky nation? added Murray. PS - if manufacturing isn't the answer, can't we go back to providing our own food? [i don't like bananas that much.]

Ah *Bob*, always the Yoko Ono of the forum.

South Africans. *(@#%?" eh?

Cushions in my car? What next? Nodding dogs and tissue boxes?

I'll second Lidl's wine. I went to a wine tasting evening - everyone had to bring a bottle wrapped in paper to disguise it. In a blind tasting, my ?3.49 offering from Lidl came second (a Sainsbo ?12 one beat it).

If I hear one more person on the radio incorrectly pronouncing "dissect", I will buy a Kalashnikov and run amok in BBC buildings.

That was a sideways swipe Mick Mac - are you a crab? Three* cheers for Big Dad. *pronounced in rural Irish accent.

I'm here, just basking in goal difference! Two whisky macs says we'll win.

Can't take anyone's argument seriously if they use the word 'stakeholder'!

Sorry - my bad. Mary Poppins left our house yesterday and we all know that means a wind change. If you insist, Met office informs that wind changed from NNE yesterday to WNW this morning.

Hear, hear!

Oh annaj, it's not as good as the one where we all sacrifice chickens to you.

Thanks. (I may need an extra brown bin!)

Thanks.

Idiot question: where do wine corks (real, not plastic) go?

Steve has been attacked by a dog in a park. It's not surprising he's posting as he does.

ooh - that was a bit emotional. Hope it goes well for the rest of them.

... I was oh-oh-oh a Wild West Hero.

James, any news on the chimney balloons, please?

Just let me know when you want to visit, hunca old bean, my boys will escort you. No visa required.

Watched The Review programme tonight. Apparently a chap called Tom McCarthy has a book listed for The Booker Prize called 'C'. My favourite novel is 'C' by Maurice Baring - I am fuming on his behalf.

Thanks to Saturday's Daily Telegraph crossword, I learnt about a type of finch called a Siskin. Never heard of it before. It is native to UK - anyone heard of it/seen one?

Twas the third episode last night.