steveo

Tony Blair once managed England. He doesn't pay much tax

There are devil cats in Dulwich. See here for my own sad story. Their little furry sacks need removing. But first you have to catch them. Good luck

The tosser installer didn't tell me that the broadband box didn't have a phone socket. Do I have to pay for an extension to be installed now or is there a way of connecting a phone to the router?

London Babylon by me isn't bad

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I used to be a Corona man (boy). I used to drive the lorry around the estates when I was 15 while the driver was off having sex with a customer

When I catch it I'm going to try

This morning, the locked cat flap has been beaten through. It's now a cat hole

My struggle with the devil cat continues (see posts passim). Last night I dozed off on the sofa, to be awoken by screeching EEEEWWWWWWAAAUUUUGGGGHHHHH!!!! about a foot from my ear. I awoke in terror then realised what it was, hurtled after it down the stairs but it was gone. Either it went through the cat flap at 110mph or it is a phantom and went straight through the door. It was dark, it's a black cat. The whole house reeks of tomcat piss. This wasn't just trespassing, this was a deliberate challenge to my manhood and I think the mittens are off now. If the devil cat was a man, I'd be entitled to tackle it with extreme prejudice wouldn't I? Assuming I ever catch it, am I allowed to shut its head in the door? Is there any alternative?

I used to share an office with Mogg, Way and Schenker

The East Dulwich Deli was also (besides being a pram shop) also a rather fine greasy cafe. The Savarin!

Thanks for all that, with a special mention for tog in sox

Layman's the word. How do you do a clean up and defrag? I can just about defrag a mac and I can clean a car

Perfumed ponce

Thanks but cheap as chips it is not, especially when you need someone to fit it. Isn't there a utility or something to try first?

An easy one for you PC chaps. My daughter's three year-old Dell takes an age to start up and runs very slowly. There's hardly anything on it except email and a few word files so I don't understand. Any simple remedies? Many thanks. Steve

I missed the last two episodes. Damn that Tivo. Has anyone recorded them?

Cheer up old chap

If Ricky Gervais was chocolate he would eat himself, starting with little Ricky

Meth factory

Perhaps MM but smart bombs aren't really smart are they?

I've often wondered if there is a problem persuading intelligent RAF pilots to drop bombs. If not, why not?

When Otis died we wore black armbands at school

Where do they put the chips? In the ears? Couldn't they just take the ears?

I've got a feeling it all goes in landfill anyway