spadetownboy

does it not have a few essential channels missing as sky wouldnt give access or has that been sorted out.

what a day i was sitting relaxing in front of the box when the door went, who was there only shane ritchie with a film crew,hi shouts shane we,re here to do the daz doorstep challenge. i said you,ll have to come back later mate my da,s not in.

Keef Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Ah the Swan, a place that holds disturbing > memories for most of us.... I'm sure Mrs Keef told > me she fell down a flight of stairs in there on > more than one occasion.... That's my girl! :)-D certainly holds disturbing memories for me thats where i met the wife

Mark Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > spadetownboy said: > "you obviously havnt succeeded so try again." > > nah, can't be bothered if that's the level of your > argument > > 23% of people smoke so therefore and if my maths > is correct, 77% don't. > > http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42442000/gif > /_42442244_smoking203x224.gif > > Do you really think it's worth having a > vote/referendum on whether smoking should be > banned in a public place? well its obviously a bit late now isnt it, but i think if it had been put to the vote it would have been a lot closer than what your kiddies drawing shows.

Mark Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > where's the democracy in this, I can no longer > carry an 8inch knife in a pub, I was given no > choice in this, doesn't sound very democratic to > me > (of course I never have really, just trying to > make a daft statement look dafter) you obviously havnt succeeded so try again.

mockney piers Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Swan ?n stockw?ll and h?at are two t?rms that > c?rta?nly un?te ?n my mind *shudd?rs with the > memor??s* > > Ooh, btw, anyone up for wexford v kilkenny this > afternoon? lord almighty i was glad of the smoking ban after that pile of pants, was able to nip out at my leisure and not miss a thing,maybe its not a bad idea after all.

wheres the democracy in this.i,ve been told i can no longer have a fag in the pub, i have been given no choice in this, dosent sound very democratic to me.

Dannyboy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Definitely not London. Personally I'd go for > Limerick Rose, but bearing in mind past winners, > Florida Rose should probably shade it. More > importantly, it looks like they're still picking > male Escorts to accompany the Rose (surely they > could have found a better word?). Obviously we > need to arrange a Dulwich entrant. Anyone feel > suitably qualified? dont know if it still happens now but there used to be regional heats held in the swan in stockwell,it was actually a fairly good nights craic. on another note dm when i was a young buck roaming the leafy lanes of armagh i was deemed suitably handsome enough to be an escort on several occasions in both county and provincial heats of the rose actually did it 3 times. anyone ever hear of the term "a spare prick at a wedding" well that sums up escort duty in one phrase.

one night an ira checkpoint stops a car containing ian paisley and daniel o donnell(unlikely i know,but you never know). anyway the lackey goes up to the boss and tells him who he has stopped and has he got permission to shoot them. go ahead replies the boss. just as well there was only two of them in the car replies the lackey as i,ve only got 2 bullets left. well in that case goes the boss shoot o donnell twice. why says the lackey. well says the boss to be sure,to be sure.

jim_the_chin Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > What do you call a french man wearing sandals? > > Phillipe Phillope apparantly if you put them on the wrong feet they become flop flips.

well im fcuking pissed off about the whole thing i personally enjoy a fag with my pint of porter and now im going to either be forced to stay at home or else step outside to have a smoke prime example being i was back home when the uefa cup final was on and i missed every goal except the pens as i was out having a tab at the time. all these ex and non smokers are now coming out of the woodwork to say how great it is that they can now have a drink in a smoke free environment well it didnt seem to bother them too much when smoking was allowed and now its the thing since sliced bread and no more will bar staff be dropping like flies due to their passive smoking habit. its a bloody disgrace and yet again another example of the oppressive state in which we live.

just heard daniel o donnell got a girl in trouble,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,he told her mum she was smoking.

ratty Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Because they're ugly and they stink! some of them certainly do once they apply the stuff.

Asset Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > that's a good deal. certainly is they even gave me 50 quid when i signed up, i,ve been on various policies for 15yrs and never made a claim(touch wood)so im probably seen as low risk,i had even cheaper quotes but obviously the benefits were lower as well

you want to be checking my backgarden,always loads of potential suitors in there serenading my remaining cat.still it gives me an excuse to get my high powered watergun out.

try the post office thats who im with ?290 pa buildings and contents, ?500k and ?45k respectively - 3 bed semi. ?100 excess except subsidence which is ?1k.

have a look on amazon mock,they only have 3 albums but top class music it is

hey eugene by pink martini, just need a bit of sunshine for the perfect summer album

on a similar note, i got locked out of my car last week and not being with the aa,rac or anyone else i was stuck what to do.at that point a passing soldier asked what the problem was and after explaining he went no probs mate promptly walked round to the drivers door and had it opened in seconds.i asked did he have some sort of tool,nah mate he replied its the old carkey(khaki) trousers works every time.

reminds me of the old joke,what do wonem and clouds have in common? every time they go away it turns into a nice day.

dulwichmum Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > OHMYGOD!!! > > Oh dear Mr Spadetownboy, > > I fear I may know you rather more intimately than > we were previously aware of!!! jesus,mary and joseph.

were there any geese wading around?

Louisa Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Keef, apparantly everyone from a working class > background who shops in Iceland and prefers > Britannia chippy is some sort of benefits claimer. > Now you can see why I get my back up so often. nothing wrong with iceland their frozen prawn rings illuminate manys an evening,with the hapless guests who come from iceland free areas expressing their delight. mind you i dont tell them i bought them in iceland

boosboss Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Just to add, for your friends coming from North of > the river, The Rye will probably be the easiest to > get to, especially by public transport. close to > Peckham Rye stn and 12,63,363,37,343,78, P12 > busses all stop near by too. (Under 21 strict 6pm > curfew though) yeah cause you aint going to get a cab "dont go south mate"

i went for my yearly medical today, the nurse told me i,d have to stop wanking. whys that i replied, because im trying to examine you she retorted.