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spadetownboy

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  1. ed_pete Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > IMO = In My Opinion > IMHO = In My Honest Opinion > HTH (Hope That Helps) ffs
  2. i would suit oval very well
  3. or just dont tip,solves all problems
  4. spadetownboy

    a joke

    what is gary glitter,s favourite wine? paedo grigio.
  5. spadetownboy

    a joke

    ********BREAKING NEWS********* police have discovered a suspicious vehicle in the centre of liverpool.....................it still had 4 wheels and a stereo.
  6. think you,ll find cwald that the sports days are actually competitive the only difference is that prizes are no longer handed out to the winners.
  7. fair enough prawn and tillietrouter,think i,ll just langoustine in the garden tonight catching some sunbreams, listening to some tunas on the dab radio.
  8. spadetownboy

    a joke

    3 mice are sitting at a bar discussing how hard they are. first one goes im so hard last night i went up to the mousetrap tookout the cheese ate it then bench pressed it 30 times before throwing the trap across the room. second one goes thats nothing see that poison they put down,well i crush it into powder and snort it. third one steps off his stool and walks out of the bar, where are you going ask the other two, ach im off home to shag the cat.
  9. unfortunately my missus says an extra inch would make all the difference.
  10. and there was me thinking it was my computer playing up,thank god for small mercies.
  11. whats up james got cold feet.
  12. Mark Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > spadetownboy said: "does that count as another 2 > in 1?" > > not sure, the dory's out on that one gotta pick them up,they,re only shrimps.theres no way i could let them walk through peckham on their own.they would only be whitebait. thats got to be a 2 in 1.
  13. no i was just picking up the snapper from school (does that count as another 2 in 1?)
  14. see you later folks just popping trout.
  15. SeanMacGabhann Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > to be fair I do use a lot of Brill Cream is that to keep your mullet in place.
  16. spadetownboy

    a joke

    a white horse walks into a pub,barman goes we,ve got a whiskey named after you,horse replies what eric.
  17. PrawnMacGabhann. sorry sean couldnt resist it.
  18. i,ve had enough of this now must scallop
  19. has this run its course everyone appears to have clammed up.
  20. well at least we,re not behaving like a load of sprats.
  21. Domitianus Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Oh...and...I never for one moment suggested that > the world revolves around me. Unfortunately there > are those who seem to think that the world > revolves around pregnant women and mothers of > small children to the extent that everyone else's > interests are expected to take second place to the > afore-mentioned who are regarded as being beyond > reproach and above criticism. It's a bloody good > job we are not following the example of lions, > hippos or chimps - they actually murder the > offspring of other couples that compete for > resources. Now....there's an idea! think the word you are looking for is consideration.
  22. maybe he was looking to breast feed the rabbit !!!
  23. if it makes you feel any easier cow and dom the wife of a mate of mine regularly breastfed in the dog,not one person batted an eyelid, its natural for a child to be breast fed and only for the reactions of the repressed and outraged it would be a more open thing for mothers to do, but its more likely not done as often as it should be because a lot of mothers are scared of offending the more prudish members of our society, i say three cheers to the lady in question.
  24. frac have a look on moneysavingexpert.com, he always has threads about this type of thing and is pretty good at sussing out the market and recommending when and when not to switch. he also has a number of comparison sites for making utility switches, most of which not only compare price but also which are the greenest companies,which are best in terms of reliability etc,etc. some of them also offer incentives for when you switch, the one i have used for the past 3 years gives me ?15 every time i change gas and electric companies and at no cost to me.well worth a look.
  25. Domitianus Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Does that mean that Ulster accents are associated > in people's minds with dissociated personalities, > superhuman strength and murderous tendencies? I > do hope so. Might explain why people give me a > wide berth. oi leave me out of this.
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