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dulwichmum

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  1. Well, James Nesbit lived there withing the last ten years, what can I say? He is one enormous potato look a likey!
  2. OHMYGOD!!! Oh dear Mr Spadetownboy, I fear I may know you rather more intimately than we were previously aware of!!!
  3. Welcome to the forum Mr Sainsbury's! I am counting down the hours until ... Starbucks re-opens!
  4. No Mr Mockney, Why should I be offended. I am Botox free although I am self obsessed it is true. You are gorgeous, Brendan is gorgeous, well all of the forumites I have met are gorgous - even Mr Batdog is gorgous as far as I am concerned - but I have not met him to confirm this. I am sure that this dreadful man was in fact talking about Brixton or Peckham or even Mitcham. The residents of Dulwich (North, West and East - why is there no South?) we are all honey's!
  5. No indeed Mr Ant, are you drinking too?
  6. How very dare he? Actually, we are particularly radiant over here in West Dulwich. I myself am simply stunning - even without Botox (I am reliably informed that everyone else has it by the bucket), you simply could not buy cheek bones like mine. Perhaps you in East Dulwich should drink more Evian?
  7. Dear Mr Spadetownboy, I remember that shop very well, it was where Domino's Pizza is now. I thought he was smoking something, but he never offered me any - just as well, I would have called the police ... clearly!
  8. I seem to remember it was open all night in the very early 90's. That was useful on the way home from a night club - in need of a chocolate bar and a mag at 4 am. It was fab.
  9. I am starting to really like the South London Press. Or is it just that Tom the reporter is terribly attractive? It actually is a local paper!
  10. I asked my children this question and they agree on an answer to it!!! Hope and Greenwood on Northcross Road is the heart of East Dulwich as far as children are concerned. I myself would agree with Northcross Road, but would say that the heart is actually in Stell B the shoe shop. My darling husband thinks the heart of East Dulwich is William Rose on Lordship Lane, but then I have in fact been buying his meat from the butcher counter in Sainsbury's without telling him, so I just smiled sweetly and thanked him for his opinion.
  11. CitizenEd has kaleidescope eyes - Dulwichmum has eyes too big for her stomach... OHMYGOD - I feel ill!
  12. OHMYGOD! I'm off to polish my solar panels...
  13. Lovely darling Batdog, Have you been to Gastronomia in West Dulwich? My previous Sardinian au pair simply loved the authentic italian fayre. She introduced me to all manners of preserved meats and pasta! What a terribly well travelled and handsome little dog you must be.
  14. Oh Batdog darling, Where do you get to when you are not here with me?
  15. Oh Michael, you are a sweetie, I would hate to spill this on my white jeans. DM
  16. Dear Mr Batdog, It really is dreadful isn't it? Perhaps that is too simplistic though - I am quite the selfish minx and rather abusive of my au pair as well. I just can't seem to help myself.;-) I love my mother though, and no doubt I shall take her to the Irish Festival so that she can meet up with her Daniel O'Donnell loving chums, buy some Kimberley biscuits and Lyons tea. How did you know about my Irish connection you sweet little dog?
  17. Mr Batdog! You are breaking my heart. First of all you are charming and turn my head... and then you go missing for weeks on end. You your turn up sending pm's to other ladies. I am crushed!
  18. Just pass it on over lovely man!
  19. I thought he was dead!
  20. Oh Michael, the girl is with child. I am not sure she can take on any extra work. She has been cleaning the guttering on the second floor all day, and she really looks rather precarious at the top of that ladder, especially with darling Max kicking his ball against it. Keep peelling the grapes though. Do you have a chocolate fondue?
  21. Clicks special button concealed in the arm of favourite (ex Starbucks) aubergine velvet armchair, which promptly turns into enormous chaise. Stretches out in the manner of a long lean elegant cat - wearing white jeans. Bats eye lashes in the direction of Mr Papadopalopagust and points to bunch of grapes. Holds up small post it note with the words "yes please" written on. Thinks to self - "this place looks rather shabby." Texts Ana to come and do some damp dusting. Slips off shoes, admires peachy pink glossy toe nail polish...
  22. Sorry Mr Mockney - it seemed like a good idea to type that at the time. It is not true, you know it. Darling Michael, best keep that story in the shed at the end of the garden with the lactating donkey...
  23. In the name of God!!! Monica - can I call you MRS Monica? Whatever do you mean? I am horrified at the very idea of secret friends... Michael Papadopolopagus is the father of my au pairs child, do you hear?
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