Captain Scarlet

A MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE ON THE BOARD :)-D

Frailty is a good thriller /horror film also ravenous...good cannibal film

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

lol im the green lantern...fooking hate that superhero

Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember .. Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. 'Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?' he asks. 'Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?' 'Sure..' 'Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?' she asks. 'No, I can remember it.' 'Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it down, so not to forget it?' He says, 'I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries.' 'I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, write it down?' she asks. Irritated, he says, 'I don't need to write it down, I can remember it! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it, for goodness sake!' Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes, The old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs.. She stares at the plate for a moment, and says............. 'Where's my toast ?'

Smoking and drinking never did my uncle Roy any harm, he smoked and drankall his life, was great till he hit 60 then died suddenly, they reckon if he wasn't pissed and looking for his fags in the glove compartment he would have missed that tree!

I got run over by a snow plought this morning. I got up and wiped off the snow. "bastard", I said, through gritted teeth!

The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide open.. His assistant walked up to him and said, 'This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?' The boss told her he knew he'd closed the garage door, and walked into his office puzzled by the question. As he finished his paperwork, he suddenly noticed his fly was open, and zipped it up. He then understood his assistant's question about his 'garage door.' He headed out for a cup of coffee and paused by her desk to ask, 'When my garage door was open, did you see my Hummer parked in there?' She smiled and said, 'No, I didn't. All I saw was an old mini van with two flat tires

Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: 'Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?' Slim says, 'I feel just like a newborn baby.' 'Really!? Like a newborn baby!?' says the other, 'Yep, says Slim. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'

A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy: 'So I hear you're getting married?' 'Yep!' 'Do I know her?' 'Nope!' 'This woman, is she good looking?' 'Not really.' 'Is she a good cook?' 'Naw, she can't cook too well.' 'Does she have lots of money?' 'Nope! Poor as a church mouse.' 'Well, then, is she good in bed?' 'I don't know.' 'Why in the world do you want to marry her then?' 'Because she can still drive!'

Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, 'You're really doing great, aren't you?' Morris replied, 'Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'' The doctor said, 'I didn't say that.. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful.'

I woke up this morning at 8 and just knew something was wrong. Got downstairs and the wife was face down on the kitchen floor not breathing. I panicked, didn't know what to do... then I remembered McDonalds serve breakfast until 10:30.

So I went to the doctor's today He said I had Tom Jones Syndrome I asked if it was common He said, "It's not unusual."

A psychoanalyst walks into a bar and says, "I am self aware enough to recognize that I am in a joke, and as such I will participate in triggering 'humor', that is, the psychic process that operates in the field of the preconscious, based on the dynamic interrelation between the agencies of the mind, and akin to a defense mechanism, consisting of an unexpected re-evaluation of the demands of reality that reverses their painful emotional tone and thereby offers to the triumphant ego that yield of pleasure which enables it to demonstrate its invulnerable narcissism." "Don't kid yourself", says the bartender.

Ms_Lilith Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Just for you Captain Scarlet! > http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3ic6x_the-foot-e > mpress_sexy lol....naughty but very nice!

Ms_Lilith Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Leg worship...mmmmm plenty of foot worship I hear! lol..hope they have washed there cheesy feet....yummy

Ms_Lilith Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > This wig looks better! > http://www.youtube.com/user/itschriscrocker lol....Im strangely attracted to this person!

Ms_Lilith Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The WayOut Club iCharlie's 9 Crosswall (off > Minories) London EC3N 2JY > http://www.thewayoutclub.com/door.htm > > Stunners > http://www.stunnersstudios.co.uk/home.htm > > Legs 800 http://www.legs800club.co.uk/ > > Trans-MISSION www.trans-mission.org > > Philbeach Hotel > 31 Philbeach Gardens > Earls Court > London > > On the first Friday of every month, 'High Society' > at the Philbeach Hotel. A special TV night with > bar, restaurant and garden area for trannies and > their admirers. > > And if you want a bit of fetish thrown in try > Torture Garden, Subversion, Club Rub. Philbeach is closed down club rub? any leg worship there?

edcam Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I've got a great idea, why doesn't someone set up > a thread taking the piss out of black people? > Gays? Lesbians? How about the disabled - that > would be really hilarious. Nah...... already been done....not that old cheshnut!

Ms_Lilith Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Chakushin Ari (One missed call) certainly gives me > the shivers! http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0366292/ Ive seen it too...great film! very scary.

War horse...National theatre story of a horse seperated from his owner in the first world war brillent puppet horses.

no lol this is me miss lilith http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqtyHQ9bkwQ&feature=related

Magic thearter.......I know it well>:D

lol...ok....I was on the wind up...I put my hands up to it.

Drag me to hell Evil dead roadkill the descent hills have eyes remake wrong turn dawn of the dead day of the dead ghostship some of my favorites