Captain Scarlet

Sue Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > katie1997 Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Captain Scarlet Wrote: > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > ----- > > > He He i'm liking the jokes folks:)-D > > > > F@cking hilarious. If you possess less teeth > than > > a Halloween pumpkin. > > > > xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx > > Yeh agreed, Katie 1997. F*****g pathetic. Wait till I start posting my really good ones for you Sue XXXXX

?????? i'm intrigued.

A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of ounds for dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted ten ounds and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?" "No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied. "Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" the man asked. "No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive." "Will you spend this on greens' fees at a golf course instead of food?" the man asked. "Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!" "Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of food?" the man asked. "What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?" exclaimed the homeless man. "Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife." The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty and I probably smell pretty disgusting." The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up beer, fishing, golf and sex."

mickie mouse and mini mouse are in the divorce courts. "im sorry mickey" says the judge "i cannot let you divorce your wife because she has bucked teeth" mickey looks at the judge a moment "your honour" says mickey " i said she was f~cking goofy"

>:D Captain Scarlet Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > He He i'm liking the jokes folks:)-D > > F@cking hilarious. If you possess less teeth than > a Halloween pumpkin. > > Where are you Jah Lush? The joke thread is in > serious need of rescue and your jokes on here were > very good. >:D<

spongebob Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Got myself a new Jack Russel puppy today he's > mainly black, brown with a small white patch, so > i've called him Peckham. Very good spongebob!! yes I agree some people need to lighten up.

Most of the posts on EDF are bollox.

He He i'm liking the jokes folks:)-D

I love my steak and chips,Roast dinner on a Sunday...but reading this post Im looking down at my pork chop on my plate with a tear in my eye!:-$

you can buy it back from me for ?100B)

I think it is a really good idea. we should be looking at ourselfs on how we waste food. I do not understand why some of the forum members are so negative towards Tarot. It seems to be a very sad trend on this board I have noticed. well done Tarot and shame on the rest!.

Building My FOW Panzer Division. I cannot Invade Poland yet untill I complete.B)

A man in his hospital bed wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth. "Nurse," he mumbles. "Are my testicles black???" The young Nurse raises his gown, holding his penis in one hand & his testicles in the other, she takes a closer look & says, "There's nothing wrong with them Sir." The man pulls off the oxygen mask, smiles at her & says very slowly. ... "Thanks for that, it was lovely but listen very very carefully." "Are-my-test-re-sults back???"

good one:)-D

Samsung Nx11 is a cracking good Camera at ?350 at jessops Had mine for 6 months with no complaints.good all round use,ultra sharp pictures very good at close ups and landscapes. Google which Camera for information On DLRs

Yep ive seen these..the seal goes on the door. Better to invest in a hoist to lower yourself into a normal Bath.

As a final thought, have you ever seen a black neo-nazi What about the Black panther movement? Must agree with Op disregarding colour of skin or gender thier are a lot of very bad road users who should not be on the road.

Go to the Horniman Museum....But buy some ear plugs! you will go deaf with screaming brats running around the gallerys!. whilst mummy n daddy is drinking a latte in the cafe.

I thought He died ages ago!

East Dulwich. Dulwich Village Brixton Peckham Peru Florida

Dont tell me Alan.....you lost the bet on the flys>:D

Bet like the Asians....two flys on the wall

Thought part of the criteria to watch X factor was you had to be Lobotomised.

Gay sauna type thingy you mean?B)

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