LadyDeliah

Loving your honesty, young man.

Sorry, were you feeling emasculated dear? She's as hot as she ever was, is the obvious answer!

My box is very roomy, takes a lot of filling dear. I have got to admit, Woody has tried just hard enough in my book. Almost got me dusting the cobwebs off my g-string!

Lol,just ticking boxes. I'm a weirdo, so my boxes are a bit unusual, that's all! How old are you Woody? You must have a face like a bag of hammers if you're still single, or horrendous halitosis as You seem to have everything else covered!

Are you into politics too? That was not aimed at Granadaland! Granadaland, maybe you weren't her type and why shouldn't she be picky about who she lets into her knickers?

Oooh, hot tottie into weird foreign films. Can't believe you guys are still single!

Last one I saw was The Raven at the BFI. Like more full-on Spanish films tho too.

Equal rights to feel sexually exploited!

LOl, that would be telling (at Artful). Bit past my sell by date to be honest Woody. More interested in weird Spanish films nowadays than bumping uglies with hot young tottie!

TheArtfulDogger Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > LadyDeliah Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Ok, let me just jump into my cougar suit and > I'll > > see you up there! > > > be afraid gents, be very afraid Shhh, I like to use the element of surprise

I prefer tall and handsome, but I can do short and ugly when needs must

Lol, if you say so Frankie!

Ok, let me just jump into my cougar suit and I'll see you up there!

Lol, no it's kind of ironic cos I'm the least domesticated woman I know!

Neither, all irrelevant wank if you want my opinion :)

Lol, I must admit, I feel the same as Nette on this. Poison yourself as much as you like, but don't force your disgusting pollution on others.

Hmmm, lots of youngsters you say??

I think I might go and try to learn some French. Need to get away from my keyboard, before I cause any more damage to poor Mr Cheeky's eyesight!

Lol, sounds like a plan, my man!

As it happens, Dogstar did look quite tempting, Woody, but not sure they cater for geriatrics, so I'll probably stick to my ED park bench for now!

Loz Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > LadyDeliah Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > > I quite like banging on about shagging, better > > than banging on about Waitrose or Marks & > > Spencers, in my humble opinion. Fills the > voids > > in my uneventful day and gives me hope that I > may > > eventually get to remember what it feels like! > > How come you can bang on about shagging, but you > can't shag on about banging? lol, I may need some lessons on that one. Would you care to enlighten us?

Loz Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > LadyDeliah Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Actually I think I need something harder. I > may > > have to raid my piggy bank and purchase a few > cans > > of White Lightening, or splash out on some > > strawberry MD 20-20. > > I'd go the whole hog and spring for a can of WD40. Do you think that might help my creaky knees?

Thank you, both *Bob* and Hugo, for cheering up my gloomy afternoon! :)-D

I'm happy with a can of Special Brew and a warm bench.

Actually I think I need something harder. I may have to raid my piggy bank and purchase a few cans of White Lightening, or splash out on some strawberry MD 20-20.