maxxi

Did she refer to him as "MY Pretty!"?

Forced Rhubarb?

I was taking the piss because picking on a high end item is deliberately obscure and at the same time attention seeking - check out the farming practices that give rise to the cheap pork in the local supermarkets around here and you will see that foie gras pales into insignificance. Bacon sandwich? ETA: As a Vegan Tom - why DID you pick on this? I mean what meat AREN'T you against?

Michael Palaeologus Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > BUT have you tried Foie Gras, wrapped in milk fed > baby cow (is there any other kind?) and wrapped in > pastry? Lovely. > > Have tried that at Heston's new place and it is made palatable by the shark's fin broth it is served alongside in case the pastry is too dry (i.e. made with too little black rhino lard) and must say that the dolphin-eyeball-with-pineapple-on-a-stick appetisers were a real treat.

Help! My laser's been set to stonner by mistake - will this affect my running?

I find it a little bland TBH and, like milk-fed veal, lacking in taste and texture. Rose veal and proper chicken liver pate are more my cup of tea. Oh, and a castrated calf on toast.

Although - referring back to OP - this DID get a guffaw (guffaw-let?) and was glad I wasn't eating soup. http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/mancini-to-buy-entire-arsenal-squad-for-a-laugh-201107184087/

I think it's more a grabbing of the wrist in a kind of "What does the nasty man want Daddy!!??" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-15r9zHjg8

It's a warning as to what happens to cabs when they venture sarf of the river.

However unfunny the Mash might sometimes be (and I usually find something to smile about even if I don't guffaw) it can never be as unfunny as today's pie-chucker-in-chief. This is Jonnie Marbles (apparently) - he is NOT hilarious (he is a dick) but will probably get a guest spot on Alan Carr now that he's managed to get himself part-illuminated by the glare of the Murdoch Spotlight, and people say satire is dead.

Now that 'Jonnie Marbles' has managed to get the committee falling over themselves to say how courageous Murdoch and clan are for sitting there - when is it NOT a good idea to pie someone? (And don't ever get in the way of Murdoch's missus - she was in the guy's face while police were still reacting with the traditional "Uuuh...?") ETA: pie attack -

Look on the bright side... Wednesday are on too!

Don't fall for it Katie - I see him in the bushes by that thread's entrance waiting to pounce. Have you no shame Doc?

helena handbasket Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > > The OP for "Blue Recycling Bin Stolen" has had an > edit, which I find intriguing. > What did it used to say? Those posters editing in a frivolous manner to provoke intrigue will be hunted down and lounged, blue bin or no blue bin. It's just putting on airs. *puffs self up and prepares to edit*

99p?! Out of the question. Oh, is there a supplement? (If you could make it Hunstanton I may reconsider)

Rats are always interesting Net, I am left wondering if the 'Blue Recycling Bin Stolen' thread will prove more interesting than 'Untaxed Clamped Car' thread. *Waits for Brendan to finish with the fork*

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Have you ever tried swatting a wasp with a Kindle?

That's not just a taser ... that's an M&S, rhinestone encrusted, monogrammed taser.

Alan Medic Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I did katie.........it started on May the 8th. > Plenty of people have died since then. Some of them more than once! *rimshot*

Rumour is they saw the name of Oprah's production co. and thought this was the female version. Infant/Sunday school is gonna be fun - (sings) "If you're Harper and you know it clap your hands..."

Ivydale Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > maxxi Wrote: > > Oh I see... because the DAILY MAIL says that > the > > MAIL ON SUNDAY says it is true, well why didn't > > you say so straight out? > > I'd much rather read what a website or publication > has to say than some no-mark anonymous internet > geek that loves the sound of their own keyboard. I > bet you're the sort that never goes out and lives > in a rented basement, right? Any website or publication? Bless you Ivydale - there are precious few innocent little souls like you left and we should treasure you while we have the pleasure of your company... though it begs the question what on EARTH you are doing listening to and responding to a cellar dwelling geek like me? I think you've got a little crush dontcha? *draws cellar curtains, puts on foil hat and scans internet for conspiracy theories*

... shouldn't that be "...On, On, On!" (?)

Ivydale Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > maxxi Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > > Because one crappy little forum with 200 > members > > get a vote of six against one? Wow - you really > do > > have delusions of potency. > > > > No, because there is a link there which pretty > much confirms the government and the Queen have > authorised a state funeral. Now who's the crappy > one with delusions of potency? LMAO! Oh I see... because the DAILY MAIL says that the MAIL ON SUNDAY says it is true, well why didn't you say so straight out? no need to hide the fact. If an august body like the MAIL ON SUNDAY believes it to be the case then I am sure it is. I mean, a paper with such a fine reputation wouldn't dream of printing such a thing with all the 'a source says' quotes to back it up if there were the slightest doubt. I aoplogise for doubting your word and can only say that the link to your wonderful forum with its distracting voting frenzy of 6 to 1 would have rocked anybody's world, and indeed it clouded the issue slightly when you could have linked directly to the MAIL. Well you and the MAIL have put 'the haters' firmly in their place haven't you? Good for you, I'm sure she would be proud of you, and I hope your forum goes from strength to strength. I do. Really.