capt_birdseye

I would imagine that are far too busy banking of a Monday afternoon to get down to the real beach.

MadWorld74 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > As for they're clothing.....Safe Surf wear for > Bankers. Reverse snobbery is still snobbery. I think it looks very smart.

I have just joined your league. Unfortunately there seems to be some sort of problem with it as it has inadvertently placed me second-from-bottom! Surely some mistake?!

St Stephens Church on Sydenham Hill (opposite Dulwich Woods) gives it's address as South Dulwich

Alan Dale Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > And Emily from Big Brother uses the N word. What's > your point? Nicompoop? (sorry if I mis-spelt it)

Is there a similar Sydenham-based forum where all the born and bred Sydenhammers moan on about all the ED refugees?

Keef: "There's only one thing worse than being talked about, and that's not being talked about." Oscar Wilde

"a bit of a plonker" is not that offensive. You can do better than that.

I was of course being sarcastic. You big sausage you.

I hate Rumplestiltskin. Evil fecker.

I would argue that "Numpty" is something of a term of endearment. Like, you're a bit silly but I like you anyway. As for "the biggest sausage", not really heard that one before, although I guess it could be like "you silly sausage" which again has slightly playful connotations. Making out that someone works in SE5 though, that's bang out of order.

My Keef thinks 'YOUR MISSUS' is a numpty.

I ain't eating no burgers that have been used to wipe the floor! YUK.

I like GBK.

They need to be expertly disposed of. Just send me your un-opened cans and I'll make sure they are taken care of.

I think Harry Potter takes most of the stick because it's primarily a book for children. Despite what people may say there's definitely a lot of snobbery attached to reading books and I guess that I'm as guilty of it as the next person by deriding the authors I mentioned above. Personally I have given up being irked by what other people read, otherwise I'm sure I'd go into cold sweats every time I saw someone holding a copy of the Daily Mail.

Hmmmmm at least 25 registered users of amazon have. OK, undoubtedly ghost-written but still, it's got her name on it.

There are people out there buying a novel by Jordan! Stab them. There are people who really enjoy Wilbur Smith. Stab them too. Dan Brown? Barbara Taylor Bradford? Jeffrey F*cking Archer?

(shivers) I read that about 10 years ago and really couldn't get on with it. Tried another Fowles book (A maggot?) and didn't like that either. Maybe I was too young to appreciate. SHould I give him another go?

My wife has just finished History of Love and really didn't enjoy it, so I hope you fare better with it.

Having taken on board suggestions from this forum I have just read "We need to talk about Kevin". Horrific and brilliant book! Now reading PD James' "The Children of Men" (not seen the film though), and looking over my wife's shoulder at Harry Potter VII... Might avoid reading it on the train though, in case *Bob* turns his Uzi on me.

I would like the ability to see farts.

Where can I buy a smoking Jacket/Fez combo?

Having just looked at the Topman website I'll assume you are quite young, maybe mid-twenties. Or a young-minded thirty-something, hence the aversion to White Stuff and their ilk. I can't quite see myself in one of those wide-striped yellow and white T-shirts somehow! Being a stereotypical thirty-something male who tends to avoid clothes shops and shopping like the plague I can see White Stuff as being pretty useful for my bi-annual wardrobe update, I won't even have to leave East Dulwich, perfect.

Where do you shop James?