oh shosh - I don't think you stand a chance with this Milwall v West Ham soccer slang and citizenEd - I know you too well to think this - but for the galleries - when you say "conservative, redneck America" you mean the "pockets of" right? As for Obama's personal safety - well, it does tend to be the good ones that get killed - MLK, Ghandi, Lennon - all killed. Reagan? wounded.....