*bustles cheerfully in, in mismatched Chanel jacket with ropes of pearls and carefully casual jeans* Anyone for my MARVellous trifle?! Oh ????, you naughty boy, you bought Baileys for me specially!! Still, think I'd rather come as the slightly scruffy smart-arsed happily married one, if it's all the same to you. Can't cook, but do an excellent job of washing up.