HonaloochieB

One of the best Queen songs there Kells, "down in the city just Hoople and me". Till I'm Gone - Mott The Hoople

Or possibly Putney. Or failing that Fulham.

I'd definitely vote for myself. You'd have to walk a long way to find a vainer solipsist than me. I reckon possibly as far as Clapham.

cupid_stunt Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > close Huge One but no cigar yet... Are you a Caribbean island dictator Stup..Cupid? And if I get the cigar, can it be one rolled on the thigh of one of your mistresses?

I don't know what the difference is between gossip between part of the noise and McBride's prurient tittle-tattle. I think that they can be one and the same, isn't it all about the stance that's taken by the reader? Brown does not need to apologise for McBride's idiocy and I think the Tories who think he needs to should get over themselves and get on sorting themselves out to being a decent opposition.

Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I don't think that's embarrassing at all. I quite > fancy Pency Smith myself. Sorry JL but it looks like it's going to be me and you on the cobbles outside GMTV HQ. I am prepared to do violence for the woman I love. Or at least would be happy to love, if she gave me half a chance.

What Keef said X 2. I've just deleted several lines of invective because it brings me down to his level. He's easy enough to avoid and he spends enough time in the US for the odds to increase of someone shooting him.

Pennie Smith. And actually I'm not embarassed at all. If she did me the honour of being my bird I'd start attending the monthly EDF drinkups. She looks like a gal that enjoys a good binge and not afraid to put her hand in her purse and get a round in. "Top shelf guv'nor, and gentlemens measures if you please". That'll be my Pennie so it will.

Baby Come Back - The Equals

Nice photo Charlies, I just knew you were a redhead.

I Love To Love (But M My Baby He Loves To Dance He's Got To Dance He Has To Dance Etc) - Tina Charles

The SUnday Times, and quite right BBW Mrs Mills for PM. Isn't Mrs M AA Gill? No matter, he'd still do as PM for me. I utterly despise the giveaways, at best a watered-down version of the parent paper and equally at best a source of litter. Unless you're homeless, why bother?

Lois, Malcolm In The Middle's mum. It's a waffety eye thing.

RosieH Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock > cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock > cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock > cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock > cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock > > Not feeling terribly eloquent today, but I think > that sums it up. I think you've summed him up perfectly RosieH, the mot juste as our French chums might put it. And I for one think you are eloquence itself.

bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Would you like a cup of Earl grey Hona? The nicest thing anyone's said to me for a long time. *burst into sentimental hangover still drunk tears* Actually make it Builder's, hint of milk, no sugar. Thanks BBW.

Can you just please hold the noise down? Please? Jesus Christ on a f@cking trike, I happen to have a head on me. Edited, well of course it's bastard well edited. You try typing with this headache you f'cker.

You Make Me Sadder Than I Need To Be - StuntMan

What Difference Does It Make? - The Smiths

Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I feel horrid and philosophical though. Why would > god do this to someone? Why I ask you? Well since you ask it's because god enjoys playing c*nt's tricks on us. Unless of course she doesn't exist. Which would mean we inflict these things on ourselves. Hardly seems fair. I mean if you can't involve a deity in the blame game, the blame game's as useless as draughts. Or Railroader.

dulwichmum Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Gosh HoonaloochieB, I adore a rampant passionate > nature in a man. Will you pick me up a copy of The > Mail and some Rizzla papers while you are out? My Drizabone is at your service, consider it done. I assume it's the large lorry driver's Rizzlas you require. Of course, why am I even asking?

...how angry are you now? One being as mild-mannered as Clark Kent and ten being the knife-knuckled sociopath Wolverine. At the moment I reckon I'm a three. I'm feeling a bit Green Lantern right now.

Bollocks. The chicken pie burnt itself. All I did was place it in the oven and then returned to the sofa and watched Spinal Tap for a while. Did I fall asleep? Did God make me do it? Why did God pull a c*nt'd trick of that sort? Theosophy, or what?

dulwichmum Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I have just witnessed a vile advertisement for > Giovanni Rani (is that how you spell it?) pasta. > Apparently the creepy old guy personally fills the > raviolli with "passion". I feel quite nauseated > by the thought of that and shall strike "fresh > ravioli" straight off my shopping list (feigns > nausea). > > I am drunk you know... Of course you are. But I'd rather think of you as 'sozzled' or 'tipsy' or 'I've had a teeny bit too much, you know' Respectful kisses on the top of your head.

I'll get my coat. It's a Drizabone, and I've recently had it rewaxed. So my tears won't hang around too long, will they?

Thanks Mick and Ruffers, appreciate your drunken honesty.