HonaloochieB

Hello and welcome CT. You obviously didn't get karter. I'll do my best to get a photo of him to you, so that if he is ever in your ward you can do that whole replacing-the-rectal-thermometer-with-a-daffodil-up-the-arse that they did to James Robertson-Justice in that film. What was it again? The Seventh Seal? Anyway I reckon there'd be 34 nurses in Dulwich.

BBW I think you can now be added to the guilty pleasure thread.

AcedOut Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I've got a living room full of them. They make > for great stools! I admire your frankness Aced, but if I shat in boxes and stored them in my living room I'd be more reticent about sharing.

Oh JL, what a disappointment. truly there is no God.

Ted Max Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Thanks agane Hona, it seems you are the only won > intersted in inertacting with the communtiyt. Come > one you others, what's so hard about it? This is a > two way street, after all!11! > > Not sure about the CRAG campaigne thogh. My edotir > gave me a funny look. Said there's enough swankers > at the Dulwich Free Guardian News already. Is > Margo related to David, the golf coach? The chief > sub likes golf. Maybe I will arsk him. Are you saying that Margo was cheating on Gerry with the local golf pro, TM? If the hard-nosed invesigative stories dry up maybe you could moonlight as a gossip columnist. You could be a 3AM girl.

Great thread this, nicks all the boxes.

I say we start the Campaign for Real Airs & Graces. When was the last time you saw someone properly snobbing it up, I find most people are so half-hearted about it these days. When was the last time you saw proper swanning about? Or a decent look down the nose? Not since the last time Donald Sinden was on the telly, I'll warrant. And swanking? Don't make me chuckle, the swanker is a dying breed. I think this one could have legs TM and you could be up there with Donald Zec. Found out if Margo Leadbetter would agree to be the patron.

This un's an eye witness account, not half an hour old. Me and Terry right, was walking round Brixton, right? Geezer comes up right, we clock his feet, right? He's got on a pair of flip-flops, right, with thick grey wool socks. White they was, the flip-flops, not the grey socks. I thought the geezer was a bit diddle-eye. Terry reckoned he was a nonce. We both thought he was a c@nt though.

Song For Bob Dylan - The Dame

I have it on the best authority that Tracy is a slag and so is her mum. I will protect my sources though.

If there was a God then Donald Westlake wouldn't have died and they wouldn't be demolishing the Astoria.

I'm not so sure about Madness being underated J, I think they had the best of both worlds, loads of hits and the respect and 'cred' bestowed by the serious strokey-beard critics.

Thanks for the info Annie, the repercussions of this infernal Crossrail excrescence continue to dog my footsteps, the Astoria is being demolished where I used to make my near annual trip to see Ian Hunter. A plague on the houses of all involved. Welcome, pull up a chair, set a spell.

It's a start and I applaud it, especially as a contrast to the ads for preachers that infest the place. Now let the next run of ads read 'Religion Is Bunk'.

Bob - 'Weird' Al Yankovic

Tell him to get married in the morning, so that if it doesn't work out he won't have wasted a whole day.

Perhaps I'm being dim Ted, but what's Malcolm McLaren got do with it?

Don't You Want Me - The Human League

Well TLS as neither of the women are speaking to him, he'll have enough time to write a hit romcom, about a guy who wants to invite his ex wife to his wedding and ends up alienating both parties and writing a romcom about the situation. Jacques Derrida will go nuts on it.

giggirl Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > HonaloochieB Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Janis Joplin, sreechy and needed a bath. > > Maybe, but wshat about passion? She wasn't afraid > to pour emotion into her performance - no matter > how raw the feelings were. I think the passion is crucial in songs and singers exhibit it in different ways, but histrionics leave me cold, and that was all I got from JJ.

Wimpy bar...

Tony.London Suburbs Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > HonaloochieB Wrote: > I'm genuinely sorry it's come to this TLS, but > you > > have to be warned and warned now. > > Never, under any circumstances try to > > cross-pollinate Monty Python and Fawlty Towers > in > > my presence again. As Bernard Cribbin's > character in the Fawlty > > Towers' episode The Hotel Inspectors remarked > "I'm > > not a violent man..." > > TLS, I trust you'll accept this in the spirit > > intended. > > LOL As Bernard Cribbens also said in that famous > episode "Fear not Sir! It matters not one jot!" > ....must go as Bernard Cribbens also,also,also > said "There is a Tele-Visual Feast at the > moment"... Ah, TLS the end of Jeremy K when the DNA/lie detector results are revealed is of course too good to miss. Sets one up nicely for Pip and Fern that does.

As long as I get about five hours, I'm as well as I'm likely to be.

Janis Joplin, sreechy and needed a bath.

I Want Everything - The Godfathers