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louisiana Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I woke up this morning > There was a postman at my door > He said 'You done gone and gotta letta' > I said 'You're a-having a-me o-on' Did you watch Harry Enfield and chums last night Louisiana?

Admin, get the picture cards out again for Mike will you.

That was terrible beardy, even Sean could do better than that!

Do you now DM? Forgive me if I'm wrong but I thought all you had to do in the morning was show Olga the grainy picture of her family back in the 'old country' followed by a sharp poke with a taser. Usually gets the message across that the 'poppets' need to get ready for school eh DM or have I missed anything out.

Mikecg Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > OH Dear, I thought you were supposed to be a > bigbadwolfe but you are sounding more like a > bigsoftfuzzywuzzy. It's bigbadwolf not 'bigbadwolfe', thicky! Secondly, what's all this 'fuzzy wuzzy' business eh Mickles? I can only guess but I'm sure they 'don't like it up em'. If you think Dulwichmum makes you look silly Mike Mrs Mills would tear you a new arsehole!

Perfect.

Only if you've 'backwashed' it first Skiders.

Same here Skidmarks. I'm doing some R.C framework at the mo. What do you specialize in.

I don't know if it counts as a womens mag Shosh but I just can't do without the Style magazine from the Sunday times, just wouldn't be the weekend without Mrs Mills. Sorry lads.

Daizie Daizie give me your number do I'm half crazy all for the chav in you It wont be a stylish marriage As I can't afford a mortgage But you'll look sweet upon the seat Of a Moped made for two

Yeah Louisa, stay on the same page eh!

I went to a very exclusive school.

There's plenty of headroom in that oven as well Jaybee if you carry on like that!

Piers Morgan? Right Shoshntosh, I'm going to turn the oven on and you can stick your head in it when you're ready. Remember to breath deeply. Gut stick? In time Shoshntosh you'll come to realise that I can do alot worse than that. It'll either make or break you. Oh and by the way. I'm afraid Mr Winstone is no longer with us. Me and the gang caught him last week as a hostage for DM but she wouldn't agree to my terms. We drowned him in 3 inches of water.

Just in case you forget Mick Mac. This is what I look like. I'll let you all guess who's on the back but the Champers is a bit of a give away. http://media.photobucket.com/image/bigbadwolf/MJKenney/wolf/bigbadwolf.jpg

Louisa my favourite little social Anarchist. Glad to see you're still with us.xx

I have fur not hair. Of course Brendans hairy, he's south African!

Slummy mummy.

Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > On Sunday I opened the fridge and it was full of > leftover pizza and cold beer. My legs went all > wobbly and I shed a single tear of joy. > > I think it?s something similar. Brendan I have a sneak suspicion that we may have been seperated at birth.

Blue blooded.

Not at all Mike, the bell has just gone anyway. See you tomorrow.

It's Karzy actually. If you check the index at the back of your copy of 'Biff n Chips' you'll see I'm correct, thicky.

I have as it goes but the other guy has got the brush this week.

Miss we've got an imposter. Mike can barely read so why is he isn't he in the fuzz buzz class?

10 out of 10 huguenot. Glad to see the sun hasn't gone to your head completely in the old colony. Good lad.