bigbadwolf

Don't get me started on this lot!

Oh I see, that makes more sense.

I read in the Metro that if people started gritting the road without consent they'd face legal action from their local authority.

When I say old lady she wasn't that old and laughed it off but when I think about it Annaj you do have a point as the elderly do come off alot worse than younger folk concerning broken bones and the like. i'm afraid the enviroment I work in isn't as sensetive as a hospital so I suppose it's not surprising when my gallows/barrackroom humour hits a raw nerve with some other forumites. Yeah, sorry about the homophobic stuff I posted last night which was a bit out of order considering it was unsolicited. I personally don't have anything against gays as if you don't find members of the opposite sex attractive then it's not exactly your fault so if you want to weigh anchor in poo harbour and have your shite shoved back a fortnight them thats fine by me........Oh shit I've done it again. I'll be on the naughty step if you want to hit me.

I can't give a photo but I'll give you an example. When I last went on Holiday to Portugal a few years ago people would leave their cameras next to their stuff whilst they went for a swim. While they swam away I'd borrow the camera and take a few shot of my under carriage for their relatives back home. The only regret is that I never saw their faces. Is that good enough?

I knew it.

Who's punching your ticket Woof?

Yeah, you're definately gay.

Are you gay?

Nah, I met him earlier and he breathes out of his mouth, a bit pikey if you know what I mean.

Eating shite junk food at lunchtime.

Does this mean I don't get any dinner tonight dad. 'thats right it's spunk yeah, and I'm proud of it'. Taken from 'The last fatal fight between father and son at the top of the stairs'

I do apologise Charliecharlie, you see the thing is is that I have a darker sense of humour than most and the thought of a house cat covered in three inches of snow and shivering his tail off is far more appealing than a normal shot. I'm sorry but I was born feet first on a full moon so I'm a bit 'different'.

No, you're setting a perfect example. As you were.

Now that the snows been here for a couple of days and we've got over the honeymoon of how pretty it is and are now coming to realise it's a bit of a nuisance can we please get on to the more serious subject of the funniest scene of someone falling over wether you know them or not. I'm still trying to figure out if the old lady falling down the stairs at the top of Crystal palace park was funnier than the monumental drop our site manager suffered on the scaffold this morning. Over to you.

woofmarkthedog Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Like I said please don't read this post. > > Woof What a gash post. Don't do that again or I'll rub your snout in it.

Thats a cat. Why isn't he covered in snow.

No the lazy mouth breathers haven't emptied mine either.

Not fussed but make sure the vessal is crystal.xx

I get the impression he's the type of guy who knocks one out whilst watching himself in the mirror. Shame really as he's not a bad actor.

Why don't you just send this Alla a message to see who or what they are.

I was waiting for that Dulwichmum and you predictably rose to the bait. I read your piece in the telegraph and THAT WAS funny my dear. 'I nearly inhaled my perfectly veneered teeth', Ha ha. You might be minted but you've got a great sense of humour.

What a c&nt!

Just go to Sydenham woods and hack a few trees down, I've been getting my christmas trees on and off from there for the past 10 years. Makes perfect sense.

Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Is the housing market really that bad? I don't know but central heating would be a nightmare.