bigbadwolf

MrBen Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Some people are much like their online persona, > others a lot nicer - are you as much of a jumped > up tool in real life? Sometimes. Actually...most of the time.

Keef Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Sorry BBW, I find you funny at times, quite often > even, but in equal measures you try far far too > hard, and it's just not necessary. Macho nonsense > about being younger, fitter and faster than > someone basically just shows you up, and you do > yourself a disservice. I count Jah amongst my > close friends, so can't abide you getting personal > when you've not met him, and at 20 years my wiser, > he can still drink with the best of them. I don't > find the facebook stalking sad, but more unnerving > and odd. I appreciated your message when my > daughter was born, but your comments about the > photos from the jerk chicken thing were odd, and > rude about Mike P IMO. Keef, I appreciate the compliment, However, You like many others may quite rightly construe my being 'younger, fitter and faster' than someone as 'acting macho'. It was a reply indicating that if someone was ready and willing to give me a slap then they'd better expect a reaction that could see their nose out of joint. I don't usually make that sort of remark lightly, only when someone is actively seeking it. I started this thread with the best of intentions in my view only to have it Hijacked. Fair enough, I've done the same but I've never threatened anyone's physical safety. I was trying to be pleasant, he wasn't. I don't think my Facebook activities should be viewed as un-nerving. It's not like I've knocked on your door or left all sorts of comments (good or bad) and I wouldn't dream of doing such either. I hope that clears a few things up.

Am I getting scared? No. Am I getting under your skin now? You wish. Do you like how it feels? How what feels. Your three questions resemble that of which I imagine occur at some sort of fetish club. I'm not interested in that sort of thing.

Jeremy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Kind of like Popeye with his can of spinach? No, more like Asterix with his special brew potion.

Against a lamp post.

What we all know D.M's funeral will be like. She's had it planned like this for years.

There's been no aggravation on my part Tony.

D.M, I appreciate that not all those that don't speak estuary English are light fingered. It's just the Mr Winstone (I fine actor) has a cuddly deportment not suited for the role of a cold blooded psychopath in a dinner jacket. He'd probably nick the Aston as well, for parts.

My money's on that Adam's balls have dropped.

Once again Jah I'm forced to agree with what you've said regarding the making or breaking of friendships due to the un-couth behaviour of one party. Oh I would most certainly relish saying that to your face as I'm not a pathetic little boy but a fully grown man, younger, fitter and faster than you. I am however still hiding behind my computer at the mo...

Two words for you old man - Up yours!

D.M, Yes I have seen Ray Winstone play King Henry the VIII and he did a fine job too. I simply think that he lacks a certain 'je ne ce que' to pass himself off as 007. As you've pointed out he is a bit fat fingered which leads me to assume that he'd slurp his Vodka Martini and steal the silverware.

Fair enough Jah. You're right of course that everyone's entitled to their privacy and far be it for me to suggest otherwise. I also fully appreciate that for a lot of users meeting me would be the last thing they'd want to do. However, I don't remember suggesting that anyone should want to meet me though but I suspect that you haven't read what I've posted correctly. I suppose that the majority would agree that my admitting to stalking you all on Facebook is infact sad but I'm a curious soul who's simply interested in what the person I'm conversing with actually looks like. Brand me as a wierdo but I think it's natural to be curious. I haven't asked for my ego (which admittedly does exist) to be massaged. I can only assume that you've miss read what I've written. Or... As per usual you're spoiling for a fight/arguement. You've spun my original post entirely on it's head in order to have a pop. By all means go ahead, but please make the effort of making your reply collerate mine without coming across as a bitter old fool who see's themselves as some sort of drinking nobility where as most see you as a cantankerous old git who's temper all too often get's the best of his sense of humour.

That smells suspiciously like a sick note to me Tony. Did you write it or did a relative do it for you?

Don't lie to us Louisiana.

SeanMacGabhann Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Online anonymity allows a lot of people to not > hrespect who they are talking toave to think or - > something that's a bit harder when you have met > people in real life. The likes of Ted, *Bob* etc > tend to have that level of thought already built > in so it works for them Oh I understand that Sean and I also think that if you're grown up enough then you can shrug off the barbed comments and insults exchanged online. Fair enough, I've seen some pretty nasty comments bandied about with a lot of malice and I can see how that would cause a reluctance to meet up with other 'face's' from an online community. I've met a lot of people who I find to be genuinely nice people in real life such as yourself Sean, Quids, Legal etc.. but that would never stop me from downright disagreeing with you online or from being rude and occasionally offensive. It just depends how thick your skin is I suppose. Mine is very thick and I'd be more than happy to share a drink with one of my online foes, it just depends on them though I suppose.

Shall we take that as a hint that you might be interested in running the gauntlet as well Tony?

Whoops. I also haven't met Mick Mac yet. Or RosieH.

Sean, Quids and Keef have been discussing a few of the online persona's who've never showed their face yet. At first I thought the idea of meeting someone from this forum at a drinks event was about as sad as it could get, perhaps it still is, who knows. After a while, I became interested in finding out who these people actually are i.e What they look like, they're attitude and whether they read the Guardian or not. Admittedly I started stalking everyone on Facebook to sate my thirst. One day I recognised one of the faces from my extensive collation of mugshots. It was none other than SeanMacGabhan having a pint in the Bishop. I couldn't help but go over and say hello and you know what, he turned out to be a pleasant man afterall. It didn't end there though. I bumped into Georgia whilst she was pissed out of her tree outside the EDT. Once I announced who I was she nearly fainted. Once she'd come around to the fact that she was in the presence of celebrity we spoke and she even gave me a little telling off for being such an odious little weasel now and again. She's got lovely soft little hand as well. Anyway, There's a few forum regular's who haven't shown their face's yet. Yes, that's right HonaloochieB, Ted Max and *Bob* I'm mainly talking about you lot. We're all dying to meet you so why don't you drop the masks and come along for a pint with us all one day. I've been to two drinks so far. The first one was a bit quiet but the second one was much more fun and lively. I'm still waiting to meet, Moos. Brendan. Annaj. Bignumber5. Keef. Woofmarkthedog. Daizie. David Carnell. Tillietrotter. Jah Lush (there could be some fireworks). So, why don't you come down soon and dispell the myth by showing us who you really are.

kpc Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > bigbadwolf Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > So what's all the big fuss eh? > > > > Interestingly, in hypothesising (and fantasising) > about the big fuss, you manage to use 613 words. Good God!!! You actually counted them. Bloody 'ell, I thought I was sad. You live and learn.

So what's all the big fuss eh? What or who are our stars of Britain's most nightmarish ad so desperate to tell their friends and family about. Is there a baby on the way? They're getting married? The B.T engineer has finally turned up? Who know's, but more importantly, why should we care? I knew that they'd drag out this concept as far as possible creating another subliminal reality T.V drama for the working classes to lap up along with their bread and dripping. The good news though is it has to end. But how should it end? 1) Adam and Jane get married and due to the savings they've made can afford to go on a super duper honeymoon without having to worry about the kids because they will never be far from a click away online. They decide to go on a skiing holiday in the Alps and to mark the occasion Adam buys Jane a swanky new phone with the great deal and coverage given to him by B.T. Since Adam's absence due to that 'dream job' Jane has slipped into the habit of 'sorting herself out' with a marital aid so she sets the ring setting to 'rumble' so she can enjoy a little apres ski thrill. Adam's goofing around with that new beard he's been sporting in the latest ad and generally taking on the piste. After a while they grow bolder and decide to try out one of the black runs. Halfway through the run Adam gets distracted by a far superior wench to the one he's now chained to and mistakenly goes off piste. Jane, sensing her man's distress makes haste to rescue him. She finds him with a stupid grin on his face and a bruised ego but why let the fun end. They start rolling around in embrace whilst Adam makes his way south when all of a sudden Jane's revieving a text from the kids to tell her that they caught the B.T man 'sorting himself out' into Adam's underwear draw. Then it dawns on her... She's left the phone set to rumble! This sismic interuption on behalf of her new phone has now triggered an Avalanche and it's heading straight for them! Adam and Jane wake up in an air pocket 20 metres below the surface. They try to remain calm. They amazingly manage to make a standard network call through to the emergency services only to be cut off by B.T because they don't have any clause in their deal that says they can take advantage of the deal they've signed up to whilst underground. Tempers and nerves start to fray. Jane tells Adam that she never liked his new beard in the first place and Adam retorts by accusing her of emotionally blackmailing him to leave his 'dream job'. She then states that her kids never liked him and that her ex had a bigger dick. Adam then confesses to the affair he's been having with her son behind her back. They start to fight but eventually Adam beats her to death with his lucky Nokia 6110 that he keeps for good luck. Back in the U.K the kids open a video message from Adam whilst summoning all the friends on M.S.N to come and see how much of a dick their new dad is. The joke is suddenly on them as they view Adam sordidly 'sorting himself out' over Jane's corpse in an ice cave. 2)They get married and have a baby and live happily ever after. 3)The baby comes out mixed race but Adam swallows his pride and accepts the role of her father. They call her Motorola.

Mick Mac Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- we want him here, because he's > funny, and lets face it lots of other people > aren't. I'll let my hero answer that.

Who on earth would that be Hal?

So as to remind mothers to keep a firm grip on their offspring.

What have I told you about coming across as a w_nker Hal.