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Catherine Jenkins. She's really fit as well.

I've never been on one of these excersions. If, for instance, you were taken away to somewhere like Amsterdam or Prague would you still be getting paid for it. Unless the destination was somewhere like Prestatyn or somewhere like that I'd be well up for it but then again I'm physically quite fit.

Can we have some more of those stories please Ted as I'm sure I'm not the only one who misses them. You'll know that the others have finished reading your little trips through a bygone age because they'll posting the same request as mine shortly.

This is yet another case of the citizens of east dulwich being taken to the cleaners, or in this case barbers. Erdiz in Forest hill will do you a very decent trim for ?6. They even donate the hair to charity.

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How dare you speak of Ted Max in such a contemptuous tone Anna! I deserve far more patronism. Sort it out Anna!

I know but we need glue more than old nags past their sell by date and I'm not talking Jah Lush either.

Sorry Muley, it's Mockney in drag. He never got his Stag do out of his system.

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I suppose it must be a male thing Kel.

Same here Keef. Me and my brothers had a Megadrive whilst my mate Tom had the Snes. I though they were both equally as good as each other but if memory serves me correctly Nintendo did tend to release more titles compared to Sega or were more willing to let outside software developers make games for their platform.

Gets the point across though Kel.

Sick!!!

Oh and all the Desert/Jungle strike helicopter games!!!

So is the Snes!!! When I was younger and not yet able to get my hands on stuff I shouldn't I used to go round to my mate Tom's house and play Zelda till my eye's bled. For me my gaming days were at their Zenith during the 4th generation (16bit) era and a about a year on the Playstation 1 after which I lost interest in gaming. In all honesty if you gave me the option of taking the latest gaming technology or a Snes and my dad's knacked old P.C with Lands of Lore I'd take the latter any day.

Is that all they gave you money for eh Jen? No extra curricular perks or anything like that?

Well done Kel. Great minds hate alike.

Apart from the vanity issue do these magic scrundies cater for 'accidents'? Unfortunately I tend to mix spicy food with Lager in the evenings and this disastrous combination can play havoc with my morning routine. Like all red blooded males I thoroughly enjoy farting but after a night of wifebeater and Simosa'a I often find myself 'playing soldier' as in I'll be going about my business such as walking to the shops and upon letting out a boistrous trouser cough I'll freeze on the spot due to thinking I've soiled my self 'mid sneeze'. Would these wonder garments hide all if any evidence of an 'accident' P.s I'm mainly asking on behalf of Mike P as he 'plays soldiers' far more than I do. So much so that some days he's been known to spend all day on the landing between his bedroom and toilet in fear of dropping the kids off before he gets to the pool, if you know what I mean.

Judging by your guarded response you got more than your fair share. We'll leave it at that Kel.

I wonder if Estate agents make up these broad labels for the areas they're trying to con you into living or they have a pre-recorded tape that they play whilst they sleep. I tend to think the latter is a more plausible explaination in the world of buying and selling property. Aside from that I saw a Winkworths 4x4 in North London recently with 'Property response vehicle' emblazoned on the side of it!

That's better Ted. There's a place for everything and this is it.

Can you lot stop being so bloody rude to Moodz please!

That was uncalled for Ted.

It must have been the wind.

How much silverware did you bag Kel?