bigbadwolf

On a more serious note we have an incredibly repugnant brute that treats the building as though it owns the free hold. It belongs to the neighbours who are trekkies no less. It's a very rude animal that has scratched me more times than I like to remember and judging by the look it gave me yesterday evening leads me to believe that it would happily slit my throat for a Shilling.

Oh don't get me wrong Quids as I'm sure that the big players in online gambling are quite fiercely regulated but some slip through the net. I was mainly talking about the roulette websites as for all I know some bloke in Indonesia could simply be choosing the outcome for his own gain. I confess that I know very little about gambling online or face to face, I don't even know how to play Poker!

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Forgive me for approaching the subject from a touchy angle Mick Mac. I sometimes gamble but mainly on football matches to add some 'juice' to the proceedings. I don't trust online gambling as it seems like it would be very easy to manipulate in the bookies favour. My grandfather was a big gambler and had two very substantial wins from horse racing syndicates.

Mick Mac and ????. Whats the most amount of money you've lost on a flutter and what attracted you to gambling apart from the obvious.

See that *Bob* all your worries can be solved by buying an SS guard dog.

*Bob* I feel for you.....no I really do. In light of your cats campaign of terror against the local wildlife coupled with your lilly livered self may I make a small suggestion. Dictate the entire works of Sun Tzu's 'The art of war' onto a cassette or similar delivery system and play it to your cat whilst it's locked in your green house. I'll even share the film rights with you.

It's not you that should feel dirty Maurice.....it's me. You started this thread with very good intentions but unfortuanatly had the misfortune of having your thread hijacked by the likes of myself. I have no idea what dulwichmum wrote in her edited post but I think I deserved every last word judging by my licentious railroading with regards to casting a cloud of doubt over her offline fidelity. I simply get carried away sometimes but hopefully everyone will see it as that and nothing else. I'll get back in my box now.

Or the owner.

daizie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The Taste of my Thingy Is this particular dish sweet or savoury Daizie or does it has a salty after taste.

Whatever you're having.

I bet you buy booze for underage kids if you can keep the change don't you Quids.

Good call Quids.

How dare you speak of dulwichmum in such a working class fashion Mick Mac. I'll have you know that our lady that lunches never has cold feet. She merely saw the state of the sheets, booted me in the nuts whilst looking coldly down her nose at such a filthy soul and made for the door. She was kind enough to leave me some money for the bus though so you never know.

We've got a room Mick but you can only lock it from the outside and if I'm not mistaken I think I can hear her driving off.

Oh I didn't mean to suggest that we've engaged in any intimacies (lights on or off) but merely fleeting dalliances, that's all. Except for that time when we.......................no it's gone.

Really? The last time a ran a milk bath for DM I told her that some of Gary Barlows hair was at the bottom. She dived in and screamed at me to GET OUT!!!

OI BN5....I was going to say that!

Don't be such a little chicken sh1t *Bob*, you should've heard what Ted was saying about your 4 stripe trainers.

Quite right Jezza, my mistake.....still would though, wouldn't you? I saw Steven Soderbergh's Che with Benicio del Toro and Franke Potente and it was gash from start to finish. A very messy and confusing plot.

Mick Mac Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- Poor old BBW has been hankering > after an invite for many a long year now, but > still nothing. Join the queue behind his tail. It's so true. I remember the days when mine and DM's antics were all over the broadsheets and we would dine at Gavroche and dance till dawn. We enjoyed a whirlwind romance that took us to all 4 corners of the globe but I went and spoilt everything one night at Claridges after she got out of the shower I was standing there naked holding a pot of Nutella chocolate spread and a paint brush. I winked at her and she got all unreasonable and violent.

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I might just have a 'French Wash' anyway - get the > worst off. That'll win em over *Bob*.....the Lynx effect got Jonathan Ross his slot on the Beeb I'm told.

Oh and DM, where is this 'smut' you accuse me of?

How dare you sully DM's vanity with such wanton abandon Mick Mac. I'll have you know that me and Michael P spent the whole of yesterday evening bouncing 50 pence pieces off DM's stomach. I'll also have you know that DM's is no fictional creation of Oscar Wilde.....more like someone out of Cosmopolitan.

I saw Ong Bak last month Jezza, the best bit was at the beginning when they had to race to the top of the tree. The Japanese girl was very tidy but got annoying after a while.....still 'would' though.