Irritatingly, this thread has neither been about little things or irrational rage for ages. It's mostly been about rational rage. Anyway, cafes who put a blob of basil pesto on tomatoes in a side salad. Just stop it please, it pervades EVERYTHING. If i wanted pesto, I'd have ordered it so enough of the poncey garnishes that are about as welcome as balsamic drizzle from the late 90s. Thankyouverymuch.