Alan Dale

A lady slipped and fell on her backside this morning on the top deck of the No. 40. No one laughed. A few people helped her up and a couple more offered words of condolence and reassurance. You can't beat the bus.

Zoider?

What about the Phoenix?

Your talk of drinking in the Ivanhoe is a bit of a red herring then. I didn't think they had a catchment area extending beyond the South Southwark Conservation Quarter...

Harsh. I think you are being biased. Have you got a 4X4 or shares in Shell or something?

lozzyloz Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > out of choice I'd rather live > in SE22 than SE5. My opinion based on my personal > experience. Why use postcodes if your not a postman? The best place to live has to be somewhere close to the intersection of the postcodes SE22, SE5, and SE15 although I think that's in someone's back garden off Ivanhoe Road. Houses near to that are sandwiched between the Bellenden and Camberwell Grove conservation areas and a short hop from Lordship Lane. Best of all worlds and the closest point in SE22 to decent transport links and central London. I get the impression that Mockney lives in the Camberwell part of that area. Jammy gid. Can anyone think of a good name for that district? CamPeckDul Intersect doesn't quite do it...

As if it wasn't hellish enough getting through Heathrow without having to traverse a field of unwashed tree huggers. Has anyone considered the carbon footprint of mobilising 1800 police officers?

I like the following phrases: 1. No sense in polishing a turd. 2. Ignore your sunk costs. 3. Filet of fish for my wife. 4. Don't trouble trouble until trouble troubles you. 5. A man is a man is a man. 6. Lad's lad amongst lads.

Camberwell is slightly more central. 45 minute walk to Monument.

No but I did go to Charlie's on tranny night once when I lived in Aldgate. I realised straight away but it took my mate a bout 5 minutes and a massive double take before he twigged why all the birds were so tall and overdressed. We stayed for a few pints mind but were rapidly outed for being straight. The most amazing thing was the number of guys there who were dressed as guys and trying it on with the ladyboys. Is there a word for those guys - you know like guys who date fat girls are called 'feeders'? I'll try to find out. As for your husband then fear not. I have only got one mate who works in private equity and he's gay... ... but not so gay that his wife knows about it.

If he was banging the au pair would you really care? Frank Lampard's Missus let's him get away with murder to maintain her lifestyle. That said I guess that a divorce would leave you with all the assets, a good income and the moral mandate to liaise with your tennis coach in the way you've only previously considered over a flake in the jacquzzi...

Working late again? I'd check the room above the garage if I were you.

Sounds good. That's the wide array of shops and services in West Dulwich rather than the offer of coitus from a stranger off the internet. Not done bad for an unemployed lass from Penge though.

Who would one have to screw to get a house like that?!

Asset Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Alan Dale Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Where do people from East Dulwich live? I have > > never met any. > > Camberwell As if. People from all over the world live in Camberwell but no one moves from 22 to 5. That would be like moving from Angel to Old Street.

I think the full joke is a man made of cork, with no arms and no legs. But Bob has never renounced his legs or claimed to have been made of cork. He did however claim that he has no arms. This is somewhat incongruous with his latest claim that he is a musician. Anyway. In case you still haven't go it, the answer was supposed to be Bob.

And gone down to the job centre I hope...

Mine too. My eyes are bleeding now.

Post removed as I am starting to get a headache!

MadWorld74 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Continue to fry your brains out at your pc's for > the rest of your life. Or pedal mumbo jumbo door to door. Whatever suits.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/gallery/index.shtml?programme=little_miss_jocelyn&id=5

You can't have fashion without snobbery.

You are too fat. The government does not want you to be fat. Save yourself. Save yourself!

Bob - I've edited my insensitive posts away now. Well just the two you mentioned. Admit it though you have got arms really haven't you?

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