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Jah Lush

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  1. It doesn't matter who he is. Any bugger could manage Celtic, even you. One team league blah blah blah.
  2. Jah Lush

    Geezers

    Blockheads! Oi Oi! You must have seen parties of Blockheads With blotched and lagered skin Blockheads with food particles in their teeth What a horrible state they're in They've got womanly breasts under pale mauve vests Shoes like dead pigs' noses Cornflake packet jacket, catalogue trousers A mouth what never closes You must have seen Blockheads in raucous teams Dressed up after work Who screw their poor old Eileens Get sloshed and go berserk Rotary accessory watches Hire-purchase signet rings A beauty to the bully boys No lonely vestige clings Why bother at all about Blockheads? Why shouldn't they do as they please? You know if it came to a brainy game You could baffle a Blockhead with ease How would you like one puffing and blowing in your ear-hole? Or pissing in your swimming pool? Bigger brained Blockheads often acquire Black and orange cars Premature ejaculation drivers Their soft-top's got roll-bars 'Fill her up,' they say to Blockheads 'Go on, stick it where it hurts' Their shapeless haircuts don't enhance Their ghastly patterned shirts Why bother at all about Blockheads? Superior as you are You're thoughtful and kind with a well-stocked mind A Blockhead can't think very far Imagine finding one in your laundry basket Banging nails in your big black dog Why bother at all about Blockheads? Why should you care what they do? Cos after all is said and done You're a Blockhead too Blockheads Blockheads Blockheads (oi oi) Blockheads (oi, oi)...
  3. Jah Lush

    Geezers

  4. They're moving to West Dulwich... End of chat. Move on, nothing to see here.
  5. Jah Lush

    Hipsters

    He don't wear nothing else. Why spoil a look you're happy with?
  6. Did anyone watch the Germany v Cameroon game the other night? A 2-2 draw. Very impressed with Cameroon. Pele once prophesised that one day an African team would win the World Cup. I think the climate in Brazil could be a real advantage to any team from Africa. Be good if one did in Pele's backyard. Make a change from the usual suspects and really brighten up the World Cup finals. What are the odds on that?
  7. What El Pibe said.
  8. 400 grand! Jeez! Good luck though. Hope you'll be very happy.
  9. Oh no it doesn't.
  10. I wish one of 'em would take me.
  11. East Dulwich is full of blow-ins from Clapham so you'll fit in perfectly.
  12. Yeah, but why go over old ground? Again and again and again. Ad infinitum.
  13. Does it happen to you a lot?
  14. There will always be conspiracy theories about this very sad case. People believe what they want to believe.
  15. Jah Lush

    Hipsters

    Britons ever ever ever shall be hip.
  16. Now you know that the former isn't true. 2/10. Must try harder.
  17. Louisa Wrote: It seems the smug middle Englanders want to > turn it into some sort of village green with fetes > and beer festivals. > > Louisa. And why not?
  18. Jah Lush

    Hipsters

    How to launch a hipster restaurant - a simple guide. http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2014/05/27/how-to-launch-a-hipster-restaurant-a-simple-guide/
  19. It was a bit like watching AVB's Spurs at the beginning of this season. Slow, tentative patient passing across the back four and midfield. BORING! The only plusses for me were Lalana, Lalana and err...Lalana. Wilshire played well when he came on. Sturridge did alright (good goal) but as a front pairing Rooney and Sturridge still aren't doing it for me. They play too far apart from each other. And what is the point of Welbeck?
  20. All been touched on in the past on here. Still, gives me a good excuse to play this wonderful ditty from The Bonzos.
  21. I think Adebayor will be itching for a move anyway now that half of his wages are no longer paid by Man City. I'd like to think that Pochettino can get the best out squad we have with maybe one or two additions.
  22. Being a Spurs fan - it's the hope that kills you. Every season is the same. For every up there's a down.
  23. StraferJack Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I love it when Jah talks about optimism over new > spurs manager > > Which is handy as I get to read it every few > months. Funny but pretty accurate.
  24. Oh really? With Franco Manca opening just a few doors up. Yeah, right.
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