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Well, let's see. I clearly remember buying a round of cocktails in the Black Cherry about ten years ago and the bill came to ?56 and that was for only six or seven drinks. If I remember correctly a Zombie was ?9 and most of the other cocktails were about six or seven quid. It soon goes. Bit tight are you, *Bob*?

Last time I looked the Clockhouse wasn't in Camberwell. I agree about the d?cor. It's been ruined. Same goes for The Dulwich Woodhouse. It has put me off going to both pubs and I've been going in them for 40 years. And if Tillytots is the sort of person who goes in there with any regularity then I'll definitely be avoiding it in future. Anyway, back to Camberwell... Another plus for the Crooked Well.

Easily done, Bob. It's called getting your round in. I could do over ?200 on a Friday night ten years ago. Cocktails, doubles, shots, bottles... blah blah blah and that's before getting any gear in.

Agree and drop Rooney. Not good enough. Especially on his most recently displays.

Italy are notoriously slow starters at major tournaments. I'll go for a no score bore draw or 1-1.

Every time. And I'm still completely bamboozled as to how Welbeck got in the squad ahead of Jermain Defoe. A proven goalscorer with tournament experience.

Or even Costa Rica.

An artist's daily struggle. http://i1369.photobucket.com/albums/ag237/jahlushhead/Art_zpsc4082edc.jpg

I agree. You're never off you bleeding phone.

I got one last week. Doh!

"Work." Don't you go using that kind of language around here.

Pink & Blue Army!

It doesn't matter who he is. Any bugger could manage Celtic, even you. One team league blah blah blah.

Blockheads! Oi Oi! You must have seen parties of Blockheads With blotched and lagered skin Blockheads with food particles in their teeth What a horrible state they're in They've got womanly breasts under pale mauve vests Shoes like dead pigs' noses Cornflake packet jacket, catalogue trousers A mouth what never closes You must have seen Blockheads in raucous teams Dressed up after work Who screw their poor old Eileens Get sloshed and go berserk Rotary accessory watches Hire-purchase signet rings A beauty to the bully boys No lonely vestige clings Why bother at all about Blockheads? Why shouldn't they do as they please? You know if it came to a brainy game You could baffle a Blockhead with ease How would you like one puffing and blowing in your ear-hole? Or pissing in your swimming pool? Bigger brained Blockheads often acquire Black and orange cars Premature ejaculation drivers Their soft-top's got roll-bars 'Fill her up,' they say to Blockheads 'Go on, stick it where it hurts' Their shapeless haircuts don't enhance Their ghastly patterned shirts Why bother at all about Blockheads? Superior as you are You're thoughtful and kind with a well-stocked mind A Blockhead can't think very far Imagine finding one in your laundry basket Banging nails in your big black dog Why bother at all about Blockheads? Why should you care what they do? Cos after all is said and done You're a Blockhead too Blockheads Blockheads Blockheads (oi oi) Blockheads (oi, oi)...

They're moving to West Dulwich... End of chat. Move on, nothing to see here.

He don't wear nothing else. Why spoil a look you're happy with?

Did anyone watch the Germany v Cameroon game the other night? A 2-2 draw. Very impressed with Cameroon. Pele once prophesised that one day an African team would win the World Cup. I think the climate in Brazil could be a real advantage to any team from Africa. Be good if one did in Pele's backyard. Make a change from the usual suspects and really brighten up the World Cup finals. What are the odds on that?

What El Pibe said.

400 grand! Jeez! Good luck though. Hope you'll be very happy.

Oh no it doesn't.

I wish one of 'em would take me.

East Dulwich is full of blow-ins from Clapham so you'll fit in perfectly.

Yeah, but why go over old ground? Again and again and again. Ad infinitum.

Does it happen to you a lot?