Jah Lush

Don't overdue it on the cow juice.

Highly ironic that on a day Woolwich Wanderers celebrate their 125 year history they grind out a one-nil win. And as for the statues I want to know why Tony Adams has both arms up? Surely it should be one and him shouting "offside."

Yep! I agree Alan. Atila's back out of his cage. Same old same old. As a medic perhaps you could arrange a straitjacket and tranquilisers for the old boy and send him back to the Maudsley.

Yeah but you know what I'm getting at. Anyways... this year we've bought Scott Parker for five million quid. Bargain of the season or what?

Nah! Feck the Arse. Let's just clarify something! Manchester City spend god knows how much on wages and transfer fees to get into the Champions League and win it and go out at the first stage in a relatively easy group. Tottenham last season only spent eight million quid on Van De Vaart and win one of the toughest groups and get to quarter-finals finals beating both Milan clubs along the way and we make a profit doing so and they make record losses! Who's getting value for their money?

I think he's finally got his dream job as Ian Hunter's personal valet.

Absolutely right Otta. The FA are getting as bad as bloody FIFA. Probably want it all swept under the carpet.

I agree that's his strategy and Suarez as good a player as he is, he has plenty of previous when it comes to cheating. Not least his goalkeeping heroics at the last world cup finals. And he keeps getting into trouble what with the latest spat at Fulham on Monday night. Kenny should get his own house in order and sort Suarez out.

He may call himself a prophet. I'd call him a pervert and have him charged with sexual assault.

Parkdrive Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/12016/7362 > 197/Roo-appeal-angers-Dalglish > > King Kenny very peeved. I think he has a right to feel a bit peeved, don't you? Especially when the FA are defending Wayne Rooney who deliberately kicked a player and was rightly sent off. Would they have been so quick to defend him if he hadn't been representing England at the time because I think if he'd done that representing Manchester United in a domestic match he'd have got an instant three match ban from the FA.

You're back on the sauce then Mac.

I'd assume with next of kin.

Superb!

A Banker, a school teacher, a Tory MP and a Daily Mail reader are sat around a table. In front of them is a plate, on which there are ten biscuits. The Banker scoffs nine of the biscuits, then the Tory turns to the Daily Mail reader and whispers in his ear. "Watch out, that teacher is after your biscuit."

Well it's about time someone else chipped in with the goals for Le Arse. They'd been looking like a one-man band of late and it did make me wonder where the goals would come from if Van Persie got injured. Face it though, it was only Wigan and unfortunately - for at least they try to play football unlike Stoke City - they look doomed to relegation. Have to say though that Le Arse have struck a rich vein of form in the Premiership since they got beaten by Tottenham Hotspur. :))

Yeah! Give 'em enough rope to hang themselves by.

Unfunny racist crap.

I cannot see how anyone would think she was sober. She'd definitely had a few.

It's funny how West Ham sing about blowing bubbles because like West Ham they fade and die. :))

Good for him McGolden. All of my family on my dad's side were/are Crystal Palace fans and it was the first place I was taken to see a football match - probably to get indoctrinated and become a fellow supporter of the Eagles. They lost 5-1 at home to Wolves. Not good. I was then taken a few times to the Old Den - my dad knew the gateman at the old greyhound stadium behind the ground and you could watch a match from what was called "Jews Hill" from there. I also went a few times to the ground with a mate but I was never impressed and to we'd go to Selhurst Park to watch the Palace, only because they were local. I have also in the past stood in the old Shed end at Chelsea with a couple of old mates who were fans but I'd already long become obsessed with Tottenham Hotspur from the age of about three or four years old when I first set my sights on a certain goalscoring genius that was Jimmy Greaves, who was my boyhood idol playing for England. As soon as I found out he played for Spurs, that was it I was hooked and I was Spurs through and through. A friend of mine and I started travelling up to White Hart Lane together to watch them from the age of ten. We're still going together 43 years later. "Tottenham till I die. I'm Tottenham till I die. I know I am I'm sure I am. I'm Tottenham till I die."

Good King Wenceslas phoned Dominos for a pizza. The salesgirl asked him: "Do you want your usual? Deep pan, crisp and even?"

Just bought a Jehovah's Witness advent calendar. Every time you open a door someone tells you to fuck off.

I saw my first Christmas tree proudly displayed with flashing lights and decorations in someone's front room three days ago. In November FFS!

*A Cow based Economics Lesson SOCIALISM You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbor. COMMUNISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk. FASCISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk. NAZISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you. BUREAUCRATISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away. TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income. ROYAL BANK OF SCOTLAND (VENTURE) CAPITALISM You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States , leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release. The public then buys your bull. SURREALISM You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons. AN AMERICAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow has dropped dead. A FRENCH CORPORATION You have two cows. You go on strike, organize a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows. A JAPANESE CORPORATION You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called a Cowkimona and market it worldwide. AN ITALIAN CORPORATION You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You decide to have lunch. A SWISS CORPORATION You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you. You charge the owners for storing them. A CHINESE CORPORATION You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity. You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation. AN INDIAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You worship them. A BRITISH CORPORATION You have two cows. Both are mad. AN IRAQI CORPORATION Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No-one believes you, so they bomb the ** out of you and invade your country. You still have no cows, but at least you are now a Democracy. AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION You have two cows. Business seems pretty good. You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate. A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION You have two cows. The one on the left looks very attractive.