Jah Lush

No but thanks for the update.

Fantastic result. That'll go a long way to taking some of the pressure off Steve Kean.

Thanks Jonny. Doesn't sound like my mate.

peterstorm1985 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Patches lack any activity (part of the addiction) > so they would never have worked for me. Put them over your eyes. That way you can't see where you've put your fags.

Thanks Jonny. You're a kind hearted soul. I've been a bit worried about my mate as I know he has already slept rough in Crystal Palace and Peckham Rye parks. You could always PM me if you get to see him tomorrow.

Hope he's OK. He obviously needs help. I have a friend who's been homeless for a while now and been sleeping rough but has been too proud/polite to some offers of help and is now not responding to calls on his mobile phone. Could you give us a description at all please?

Ruth, Having never met Simon I can only echo the above sentiments. He was obviously devoted to his beloved Sheffield United as the many of his posts on the football thread will testify. He was a fine and at times witty contributor to this forum and will be sorely missed. All I can offer are my sincerest condolences and deepest sympathy to you and your family's very sad loss. RIP SimonM.

Err... midnight?

Arsenal have just announced that they are very close to re-signing their former player and record goal scorer Thierry Henry. Not to be outdone in a similar bid local rivals Tottenham Hotspur have just announced that they will be re-signing their own goal scoring legend Jimmy Greaves.

SE22 Bob. Xmas Eve. From what I've heard it was a big punch up between drinkers from Boho and The Bishop.

Very nice thank you Parkdrive and I'm hoping you and your family did too. Now, does anyone think it's possible for a team in Scotland to emerge and break up the stranglehold that Celtic and Rangers have on SPL? No team since Aberdeen managed by Alex Ferguson have been able to do so since the early 80s. Anyone? Edited to say early 80s instead of late 70s. Any takers? Thought not.

Otta Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Bloody cliques. I wouldn't join any clique that would have me as a member.

@Quids. I very much doubt that but then I'm not trying to score points. @Mick. Not back tracking. Take it anyway you want.

Mick Mac Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Stop being a spoilt brat Jah. Just because you > start a thread doesn't mean you dictate who posts > on it. Back in your box. I was merely pointing out how successful and popular the Scottish football thread was. Obviously you've had a sense of humour bypass.

You can feck off an all Quids yer miserable cunt. Oh hang on... are we in the Big Five again? Cheers! Pour yourself another Stella and have a happy Christmas. So you were a bit of as casual in your 80s heyday. Really impressed with your tough guy impression. At least I still go to football.

Who cares? I mean really? Who cares? You could start a Scottish football thread of your own and see who turns up to watch the tumbleweed. Oh! Hang on - Scottish Football Focus.

Here's an interesting statistic. Spurs have got the best record over the last 15 games in the Premiership. We got 38pts, City and United only picked up 36 each. And still we have a game in hand.

Spurs played some wonderful football again last night and the win at Norwich has given us a bit of breathing space to pull away from the chasing pack. Arsenal, Chelsea and Liverpool must be ruing the points dropped this week. I don't want to get too cocky and make any predictions because that does have a habit of coming back and biting you on the arse. Still a long way to go but so far so good. COYS!

Shove 'em up yer arse. It's usually where they make their presence felt an anyway. Proper Chrimbo. Not keen on them myself.

As opposed to male sportswomen. Now that would be something. Oh hang on Caster Semenya?

Has Damien Hirst got the other half?

Hans, a middle-aged German tourist on his first visit to Orlando, Florida, finds the red light district and enters a large brothel. The madam asks him to be seated and sends over a young lady to entertain him. They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she gasps and runs away! Seeing this, the madam sends over a more experienced lady to entertain the gentleman. They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear, and she too screams, "No!" and walks quickly away. The madam is surprised that this ordinary looking man has asked for something so outrageous that her two girls will have nothing to do with him. She decides that only her most experienced lady, Lola, will do. Lola has never said no, and it's not likely anything would surprise her. So the madam sends her over to Hans. The sit and talk,frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she screams, "NO WAY, BUDDY!" and smacks him as hard as she can and leaves. Madam is by now absolutely intrigued, having seen nothing like this in all her years of operating a brothel. She hasn't done the bedroom work herself for a long time, but she's sure she has said yes to everything a man could possibly ask for. She just has to find out what this man wants that has made her girls so angry. Besides she sees a chance to teach her employees a lesson. So she goes over to Hans and says that she's the best in the house and is available. She sits and talks with him. They frolic, giggle, drink and then she sits in his lap. * * * * * * Hans leans forwards and whispers in her ear... * * * * * * * * "Can I pay in Euros?"

Yeah! John Terry found not guilty.

Laddy Muck Wrote: -------------------------------------------------------. > > I am really surprised at how broad and unspecific > these rules are. What, for example constitutes > "serious foul play"? I didn't find a > "definitions' section". Look no further than Roy Keane's "foul" on Alf Hinge Haaland.

Bugger! Injuries starting to pile up.