Jah Lush

@Quids. I very much doubt that but then I'm not trying to score points. @Mick. Not back tracking. Take it anyway you want.

Mick Mac Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Stop being a spoilt brat Jah. Just because you > start a thread doesn't mean you dictate who posts > on it. Back in your box. I was merely pointing out how successful and popular the Scottish football thread was. Obviously you've had a sense of humour bypass.

You can feck off an all Quids yer miserable cunt. Oh hang on... are we in the Big Five again? Cheers! Pour yourself another Stella and have a happy Christmas. So you were a bit of as casual in your 80s heyday. Really impressed with your tough guy impression. At least I still go to football.

Who cares? I mean really? Who cares? You could start a Scottish football thread of your own and see who turns up to watch the tumbleweed. Oh! Hang on - Scottish Football Focus.

Here's an interesting statistic. Spurs have got the best record over the last 15 games in the Premiership. We got 38pts, City and United only picked up 36 each. And still we have a game in hand.

Spurs played some wonderful football again last night and the win at Norwich has given us a bit of breathing space to pull away from the chasing pack. Arsenal, Chelsea and Liverpool must be ruing the points dropped this week. I don't want to get too cocky and make any predictions because that does have a habit of coming back and biting you on the arse. Still a long way to go but so far so good. COYS!

Shove 'em up yer arse. It's usually where they make their presence felt an anyway. Proper Chrimbo. Not keen on them myself.

As opposed to male sportswomen. Now that would be something. Oh hang on Caster Semenya?

Has Damien Hirst got the other half?

Hans, a middle-aged German tourist on his first visit to Orlando, Florida, finds the red light district and enters a large brothel. The madam asks him to be seated and sends over a young lady to entertain him. They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she gasps and runs away! Seeing this, the madam sends over a more experienced lady to entertain the gentleman. They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear, and she too screams, "No!" and walks quickly away. The madam is surprised that this ordinary looking man has asked for something so outrageous that her two girls will have nothing to do with him. She decides that only her most experienced lady, Lola, will do. Lola has never said no, and it's not likely anything would surprise her. So the madam sends her over to Hans. The sit and talk,frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she screams, "NO WAY, BUDDY!" and smacks him as hard as she can and leaves. Madam is by now absolutely intrigued, having seen nothing like this in all her years of operating a brothel. She hasn't done the bedroom work herself for a long time, but she's sure she has said yes to everything a man could possibly ask for. She just has to find out what this man wants that has made her girls so angry. Besides she sees a chance to teach her employees a lesson. So she goes over to Hans and says that she's the best in the house and is available. She sits and talks with him. They frolic, giggle, drink and then she sits in his lap. * * * * * * Hans leans forwards and whispers in her ear... * * * * * * * * "Can I pay in Euros?"

Yeah! John Terry found not guilty.

Laddy Muck Wrote: -------------------------------------------------------. > > I am really surprised at how broad and unspecific > these rules are. What, for example constitutes > "serious foul play"? I didn't find a > "definitions' section". Look no further than Roy Keane's "foul" on Alf Hinge Haaland.

Bugger! Injuries starting to pile up.

Just read it myself. Excellent article.

Good one Flapjackdavey. Sly & Robbie.

Oh Ledley, Ledley, he's only got one knee, but he's better than John Terry, oh Ledley Ledley!!

Tottenham Hotspur are asking people to text 07537 404821 to report any racial or homophobic abuse tonight. People should really bombard that number with texts reporting 'the fella on the pitch in the blue shirt with number 26 on the back...'

Yeah! Mine's almost gone too.

DulwichFox Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > After being made redundant in 2008 and still > ueimployed have not claimed or indeed been told > intitled to a single > penny in benefits since. You got a nice little pay-off then.

Arf! Think I may be singing that one in the pub tonight Parkdrive whilst watching the match. Hopefully, despite a few injuries Spurs can beat Chelski tonight.

Yeah, not once but twice. Some old-timers are still ignorant of modern manners and parlance. You'd have thought he'd have known better.

You're right. No need to debate it. You misread it and that's an undisputed truth.

A good article on the subject today by James Lawton in today's Independent. The first two letters are worth a read too. An emphatic stand against racism in English football.

Gullible you say. So what's acceptable all over south America is not acceptable here. That's it. Guilty. We can see that and such words aren't acceptable here. But considering Suarez is of mixed race himself and the word "negreto" is commonplace and even used as a term of endearment where he's from because of such nuances and cultural differences what would sound racist to us here in England is not to South Americans so he's guilty (of naivety if nothing else) because he is unaware of those differences. Hmmm... An innocent abroad. Evra's Mexican team-mate Hernandez has mentioned calling him the same thing without a problem. Why didn't Evra complain about Hernandez then or why haven't the FA charged him too seeing as both players have admitted using the word? I don't think Evra has covered himself in glory in this instance and nor have the FA. Let's see what happens to John Terry who from my take from lip reading said "I didn't call you a fucking black cunt." Should be interesting.

Huguenot Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- "I just don't think he's funny, and I think he's unpleasant about other people to disguise his own shortcomings". That's pretty much how I feel about Gervais. I remember when I first heard him on XFM back in the day and immediately thinking what an irritating, unfunny little prick he was. He reminds me of a pub bore sitting at the bar and smugly telling a racist joke and thinking it's funny and you should laugh along with him without the self-awareness to realise what dick he is making of himself.