Jah Lush

I sometimes wonder about those people who spend so much money on Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards.

I'm pretty sure I've had to put this up before on the subject of people's drinking habits but if I must repeat myself then so be it. Water vs Alcohol It has been scientifically proven that if we drink one litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than one kilo of Escherichia Coli Bacteria found in water that contains faeces. In other words, we are consuming one kilo of shit. However, we do not run that risk when drinking rum, gin, whiskey, beer, wine or other liquors because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermentation. It is my duty to communicate to all of you people who are drinking water, to stop doing so. It has been scientifically proven that it is unhealthy and bad for you. THEREFORE - It is better to drink alcohol and talk shit than to drink water and be full of it !!

Sally Can't Dance - Lou Reed.

There She Goes - The La's

Hmmm....I'm impressed Woof. No doubt they'll be good for shooting ladybirds and wasps. Pesky blighters.

I like the sound of crackleflange Brendan. Snap crackle and flange. Sounds good to me. I want some NOW!!!

There She Goes Again - Velvet Underground.

dulwichmum Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Indeed Jah, Monday can be frightful, but there is > no need for bad language, and you are not too old > to go over my knee (wags finger)... Hmmm... Some people pay good money for that sort thing.

I'm Gonna Get Me A Gun - Bill Wyman.

Well it is the Forum piss-up Keef so you might as well.

Better Must Come - Delroy Wilson.

Fuschia Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > There is one the sports club under the Arches > towards Herne Hill. I forget what it's called.. That'll be Dulwich Sports Club on Burbage Road. I used to go when I was a kid. They have them every year and are to be recommended.

Life's What You Make It - Talk Talk.

The Times They Are A Changing - Bob Dylan.

Sign Of The Times - Prince.

Most men who drive sports cars are complete cocks and if a sports car is an extension of a man's penis it's a very small world. From little things acorns grow. Personally I don't drive.

Magpie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Brendan - "Real" Ale should be cask conditioned > and "live" ie un-pasturised so the yeast is still > living. > > Any other non-lager Beers like John Smiths, > Tetleys, Boddingtons etc is keg beer - ie > pasturised beer. I'm glad you've cleared that up. Keg beer = piss.

Time - David Bowie.

That's weird isn't it. Pathetic little wimps.

Oh dear! *Waves white flag* Calm down you two. Be nice. You're as bad as me and...Wolfie. Let's put an end to all this nonsense. Love and peas.

Tubular Bells - Mike Oldfield.

Yeah! Conkers. Bet my cheesecutter beats yours.

Conkers!

I hope so Quids. Shake things up a bit.

Unfortunately I missed all the football this weekend. Too busy partying. I thought Spurs would win but no quite so easily after Burnley's heroics in the Cups of last season. Well done Robbie Keane.