Jah Lush

Collages with political statements set to a massive tune. Open Up - Leftfield and John Lydon

The Fun Boy Three With Bananarama

Just been reminded of George Orwell on the other thread and two of my favourites of his our Down And Out In Paris and London and Homage To Catalonia.

I devoured everything that Orwell ever wrote when I was in my teens and early 20s. In fact I'm gonna add one or two onto the good books section.

I did read Bad Wisdom - The Lighthouse At The Top Of The World by Bill Drummond and Mark Manning Brendan which was hilariously bonkers and talking of which and is a very good read is 45 by Bill Drummond, he of the KLF Foundation.

George Orwell's 1984 Keef? Sacrilege... ok I'll give you one thing it's bloody despressing but I'm very glad you said it has a lot to say and it's well written.

UEFA Cup Draw Round of 32 Paris St Germain v Wolfsburg FC Copenhagen v Manchester City NEC Nijmegen v Hamburg Sampdoria v Metalist Braga v Standard Liege Aston Villa v CSKA Moscow Lech Poznan v Udinese Olympiacos v St Etienne Fiorentina v Ajax AaB Aalborg v Deportivo La Coruna Werder Bremen v AC Milan Bordeaux v Galatasaray Dynamo Kiev v Valencia Zenit St Petersburg v Stuttgart Marseille v Twente Shakhtar v Tottenham First legs to be played February 18/19. Second legs to be played February 26. Round of 16 Werder Bremen/AC Milan v Olympiacos/St Etienne Aston Villa/CSKA Moscow v Shakhtar/Tottenham Lech Poznan/Udinese v Zenit St Petersburg/Stuttgart Paris St Germain/Wolfsburg v Braga/Standard Liege Dynamo Kiev/Valencia v Sampdoria/Metalist FC Copenhagen/Manchester City v AaB Aalborg/Deportivo La Coruna Marseille/Twente v Fiorentina/Ajax Sampdoria/Metalist v Bordeaux/Galatasaray

The Hollies

Oh God! I could be here all day with this one. Anyway, here's a few. The Master & Margarita - Mikhail Bulgakov. The Heart Is A Lonely Hunter - Carson McCullers A Confederacy Of Dunces - John Kennedy Toole A Clockwork Orange - Anthony Burgess Saturday Night And Sunday Morning - Alan Silitoe Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas - Hunter S Thompson Hangover Square - Patrick Hamilton To Kill A Mockingbird - Harper Lee The Magus - John Fowles The Strange Life Of Ivan Osokin - P D Ouspensky The Scarlet & Black - Stendhal Diary Of Madman and other stories - Nikolai Gogol.

It's tough at the top Mockney but someone's gotta do it.

Street Fighting Man - The Rolling Stones

Oh God yes...anything by JRR Tolkien. Complete airy fairy fecking tedious twaddle. Oh and yes Jeffrey Archer should be shot for crimes againt literature amongst other things. Give me the gun. Any self-help books like You Can Heal Your Life by Louise L Hay. Utter utter bollocks.

Keef, I think you'll find you have OCD.

Nah...that's Harry Potter and the Wankers Of Doom. By the way I've just been into a newsagents and spotted a magazine called Intelligent Life with Paris Hilton on the cover apparently reading Leo Tolstoy's War And Peace. Surely something wrong there. Paris Hilton/Intelligent Life - is an oxymoron. Edit: Not to be confused with the Winkers Of Doom a biography of Christiano Ronaldo.

Indeed. Enduring image isn't it.

Anything "written" by Katie Price. Not that that I've read any of 'em mind. I only looked at the pictures while I was on the bog.

I think Evra should also be fined for constistently poking his tongue out in a threatening manner.

Blackburn 2 Stoke 1 Bolton 2 Portsmouth 2 Fulham 2 Middlesbrough 1 Hull 2 Sunderland 1 West Ham 1 Aston Villa 3 Arsenal 2 Liverpool 2 Newcastle 2 Tottenham 3 West Brom 1 Man City 3 Everton 1 Chelsea 3

is my own front teeth.

Happy - The Rolling Stones (written and sung of course by Keith Richards, who today collects his bus pass. Happy 65th birthday Keith).

Forgot to insert this so it is. Rafa wants to swap Pennant for Lennon

Excellent post Lard. Oh look Rafa Benitez wants to swap Jermaine Pennant for our very own Aaron Lennon. Feck off Rafa you can't have him. Why on earth would we want to do that. Lennon is by far the better player so keep yer fecking hands off.

So you're moving to Crystal Palace Road and you haven't even checked it out yet? Blimey! Look don't worry, it's a fine road, quiet long too and halfway down it's got the CPT so lucky you.

Bloody hell! That bank and the one next door have been turned over more times than I care to remember.

What Mark said. I can't stand those brain washed bus preachers. They're fecking mental.