Jah Lush

And Leeds might get their 15 points back which would give them automatic promotion. Meanwhile...."it's squeaky bum time" for Sir Alex Ferguson.

Back to normal with the immortal Vivian Stanshall. Canyons Of Your Mind - The Bonzo Dog Band

Oh dear I've come over all misty eyed and nostalgic. Beautiful song though. And I Love Her - The Beatles

Bloody hell! That would drive me insane. They'll be on the celery next. I'd get them a rabbit hutch and stick the bastards outside.

To quote my good friend and quaffing partner Keef: "Exactly right!"

I think you'll find his name is Elvis and he works in the chip shop.

La Piaf has always been crap. I gave up on the place about four years ago and vowed never to go back. Had so many nightmares in there due to poor service, bad attitude from the staff, lousy food, or food not turning up, you name it it happened. Awful place. You'd think in a place like Dulwich Village you could have at least one decent restaurant but what do we get a load of crappy chains. And don't even start me on Beauberry House. Rubbish I tell you, RUBBISH!!!

I didn't know Stanley Unwin posted on here. Far outload man.

Stop Them Jah - Augustus Pablo

Better out than in.

He got a nice free LV guitar case out of it though and being someone who owns over a thousand guitars he probably needs a spare but I agree the Kohl has got to go.

The Blockheads without Norman Watt-Roy's boomslap boomslap funka dunka bass is like bacon without eggs.

Never seen it, and what you don't see you don't miss.

With you on that Keef but f**k the Saints we want sinners and Keith Richards shall be our Patron Sinner.

Ahem! In Christian hagiography Saint George (ca. 275-281 ? April 23, 303[2]) was a soldier of Greek-speaking Anatolia in the Roman Empire, venerated as a Christian martyr. Saint George is one of the most venerated saints in the Eastern Orthodox Church, Oriental Orthodox Churches, and the Eastern Catholic Churches. He is immortalised in the tale of George and the Dragon and is one of the Fourteen Holy Helpers. St. George is the patron saint of Aragon, Catalonia, England, Ethiopia, Georgia, Greece, Palestine, Portugal, and Russia, as well as the cities of Amersfoort, Beirut, Ferrara, Freiburg, Genoa, Ljubljana, and Moscow, as well as a wide range of professions, organisations and disease sufferers.

I honestly can't remember most of the places I've eaten abroad and I think this is just a thread for petite bourgeouis people to show off where they've been and how well they've been fed.

Only if he was a myopic Gooner called Atila. Also, I remember when Spurs won the Carling Cup this year. Instead of gloating I spent more time writing about the injury that was suffered by Eduardo the same weekend.

A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out as a "handy woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighbourhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. "Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said. "How much will you charge me?" The blonde quickly responded: "How about ?50?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would need was in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband: "Does she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?" He responded: "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?" The wife replied: "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those 'dumb blonde' jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" the husband asked. "Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint leftover, so I gave it two coats. Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the ?50 and handed it to her. "And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porche, it's a Lexus"

Love Comes In Spurts - Richard Hell And The Voidoids

Good work Lozzy. I'm up for it and I know Brendan's a dab hand at the barbie.

atila the gooner Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > You sad deluded scouse dope!!!! I don't think and > haven't said we'll win everything you @#$%&. My > jibe is aimed at Spuds, who deserve having the > piss ripped out of them because, put simply, they > are shit. If you want me to turn my attention to > Liverpool, fine. What's the only ship not to be > seen in Liverpool??? The > Premiership!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Your call. Exhibit number three your honour.

lozzyloz Wrote: > I'd like to see a proper (non political) > celebration of St.Georges Day. Lot's of English > brewed real ale, fat pork sausages on the BBQ and > jousting on Goose Green. > > Happy St Georges Day > That's the way to do it. Excellent! Let's organise this for next year.

I'll try and get down for this but it's a bit touch and go as I'm working late.

Good lad. At least we've won something this year. Come On You Spurs:))

Happy Birthday Azul.:)-D