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Surely in the history of the Arse it's gotta be Peter Marinello. I remember him being hailed as the next George Best but he was more like George Bush. Useless!

That's fighting talk Dulwichmum. Careful now Michael.

Keef Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Actually, something he probably learnt from Keef > Richards as Guns N' Roses supported the Stones on > tour in their early days. In the art of rock n' roll behaviour they all learnt from Keith Richards. All the rest that followed are just pretenders. Hmmm....Jack Daniel's

I doubt it. He wants to stay and manage in England and if Fulham continue their poor start to the season it's quite probable that he could be in line to replace Lawrie Sanchez. (You heard it here first). I'm going to White Hart Lane tomorrow night for the Carling Cup match against the might of Blackpool. I should think Spurs will win that one. I think we've been humiliated enough for one season but then I blame the board of directors for that. C**ts! Best of luck to Jaunde Ramos although he will have to get used to the same transfer policy that so frustrated Martin Jol. The King is dead. Long live the King. Come on you Spurs!

Why do they call it football? It's anything but. There is only one player employed to put the ball over the posts for a conversion, the rest of the time he's sitting on his arse on the bench. I could do that. Piece of cake.

It's funny this because most of you Leeds fans wanted Wisey and Poyet out at the end of last season. Anyway, do you think that losing Poyet to Spurs will make much difference?

Ultraconsultancy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Have you seen the famous photo of Faustian guitar > hero Jimmy Page in his mystical embroidered silk > suit having a large JD fresh from the bottle? > Thats the only way to do it. Mixers are for the > under-5's... I used to do this too. I started drinking Jack Daniels at 16 because my hero Keith Richards drank it (straight from the bottle). It wasn't until my pancreas started screaming 13 years later that I started to put coke in it. And, Anna I seem to recall we put plenty away at the Forum's wedding of the year and thanks for the taxi ride home.

Atila, you have just gone up hugely in my estimation. Sweet Lady Mary (from Long Player - 1971) is an absolutely gorgeous song and one of my all time favourite tracks from The Faces. Lovely bit of pedal steel by Ronnie Wood by the way and this is from the time when Rod was great. I can forgive him the rest of his career after the Faces because he was just so bloody good then but once he went all Hollywood - forget it. The Faces - Sweet Lady Mary

Yup, bit of a timewarp in here today. The past is a nice place to visit but you wouldn't want to live there. Cop this:- Primal Scream (Featuring Kate Moss) Some Velvet Morning

Bloody hell Mockney I haven't heard that in more than 30 years. AnyRhoda - I love this rocker from Primal Scream and the video is great too. Country Girl

Blimey! It's turned into an early 80s disco in here. All leg warmers and white socks with loafers.

This story is told by a recent airline passenger. My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super." On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground." She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one." To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch!" Life is ten percent what happens to you and ninety percent how you respond to it

I'm a wasted talent and a talented waster.

I love this, reminds me of going nuts, e'd of my tits at house parties back in the early 90s even though it's only a couple of years old.

Plagarised? How very dare you. Work is the curse of the drinking classes. Haddock stretcher.

I've no idea because I have never been but I do own a fabulous pair of dancing trousers. They have plenty of ballroom. (Groans).:-$

F**k that Dom, that's f**king annoying that is.

fish Wrote: > > I am inadequate and unworthy.:'( Stuff and nonsense Fish, you can be whatever you want to be if you put your mind to it. I also forgot to mention that I once played guitar for the Rolling Stones.

May it be bright, happy and gay

Lordship Lane, opposite Moxons the fishmongers.

Brendan Wrote: > > Ties eh? Silly item of clothing. What?s the point? > Perhaps a question for another thread. Yeah! Ties are one big arrow pointing to your cock. Hey! look what I've got down here.

Been listening to The Warning by Hot Chip this week and I love this track:- Over And Over And The Light At The End Of A Tunnel Is A Train by Whitey Non-Stop

I remember back in the late 70s early 80s that a party wasn't really kicking until you put the B52s on and then the joint went apeshit. This brings back many great happy memories from those times. B52s - Planet Claire

atila the gooner Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I still don't know what I want to do when I grow > up ( apart from despising CSKA Fulham) What? Even more than Tottenham? Are you going soft in your old age?

Blimey, how could I have possibly forgotten this one from the late great Ray Charles. I Can't Stop Loving You