Jah Lush

"In the land of the free you're free to do what we tell you." - The late great Bill Hicks.

Crisps!!!! F**king chav food.

Yeah! The Ramones, New York Dolls Iggy & The Stooges The Velvet Underground Debbie Harry (swoon swoon) Fender & Gibson guitars

Actually, I thought the two albums he did with The Libertines were pretty good. He's a shambles but the cops have ballsed up on this one though.

No, sorry I'm off to see the Stones.

Yeah! Great album Seeing as you're asking I'll put on Born For A Purpose just for you. Easy skanking girl.

Ahem! Jack Daniels Makers Mark Rebel Yell Screamin' Jay Hawkins Little Richard Chuck Berry Howling Wolf Muddy Waters Arthur Alexander Jimi Hendrix Muhammed Ali James Brown The Blues Soul and R n' B (not the new shit) Levi Strauss

Anything but...clue is in another thread. Augustus Pablo Lee "Scratch" Perry King Tubby Doctor Alimantado U Roy Big Youth

Well spotted Mockers. Try this one for size. Dah dah! der der der, der der der!

*Oh god yeah, double album went on forever, no wonder I got an ear worm* *Looks up ahead..Is it a bird? is a plane?* *Aha! MW74 flying through the air in a baldy wig, playing air guitar* *What a sight to behold*

Spaceage Bachelor Pad Music.

One lives in hope Annasfield. Keep the faith and believe.

*Blimey MW74 is that Germfree Adololescent you're singing there* *You've got a nice warble but you've given me an ear worm* *Oh dear poor Dulwich Mum, she only seems to come out at night these days* *Mind you don't spill her champers coz they'll be trouble*

I think there is some progress being made down that side of ED. Still needs tidying up a bit more though. I went to the new Italian place Si Mangia the weekend before last as was a big fan of their sister restaurant Lorenzos in Crystal Palace. Good to have a local, friendly family run Italian just around the corner but I must say because it wasn't packed to the gills they were a little over attentive and the lighting needs a dimmer switch, other than that the food was fantastic and I had a very pleasant evening there. The Herne doesn't appeal to me anymore (too many noisy children, the garden is more like a creche) and I've never been a fan on the FHT but might give it whirl at some point.

Air Force One arrives at Heathrow and President Bush strides to a warm and dignified reception from the Queen. They are driven in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London where they change to a magnificent 17th century carriage hitched to six white horses. They continue on towards Buckingham Palace waving to the thousands of cheering Britons; all is going well. Suddenly, the right rear horse lets fly with the most horrendous earth-shattering fart ever heard in the British Empire. The fart shakes the coach. The smell is atrocious! Both passengers in the carriage must use perfume-dipped handkerchiefs over their noses, but the two dignitaries of state do their best to ignore the incident. The Queen turns to President Bush saying: "Mr President, please accept my regrets. I am sure you understand there are some things that even a Queen cannot control." Bush, with his usual diplomatic aplomb, replies: "Your Majesty, do not give the matter another thought. Until you mentioned it, I thought it was one of the horses."

*Pumpkins different band now though Keef, only old Baldy left and I hate his whiney voice* *Only liked first album at a stroke* *Thanks for the script Doctor Keef, I'm sure you're namesake would appreciate* *Oh look, Mockers seems better already...marvellous* *Charlie's good tonight innee?*

*Cheers Keef and a smoke would be marvellous* *Chilli Peppers..cool* *Smashing Pumpkins...oooh not so sure. Saw 'em at Brixton in '93 and thought they were bloody awful* *Hmmm...nice weed* *Gonna see the Stones tonight* *Best seats in the house, blagged from big knob at EMI* *If I get to meet Keef and Ronnie will probably die and go to heaven* *Do you think Mockers is all right? Looks a bit funny to me* *Slurp slurp, toke toke* *May need something in the upwardly direction*

Thanks for the link Keef...it's only slightly assuaged my fears. I suppose if he's still there on Sunday and we stuff Man Utd and follow that up with a win against the Scum the week after he'll have the job...oooh at least until the beginning of next season. Hmmm Bellamy...lovely bloke, nice to his mum etc etc.

*Raises head above the parapet* *Sees Keef enjoying bottle of Jack* *Wants one too. Yeah! rock n' roll medicine* Oh! look Reading Festival outside the Quiet Room* *Let's make some noise* *Err...who's on this year anyway maaan?*

Ahem!

A baby shouldn't be in a pub after 7pm and if that's the law then I fully agree with it. By that time the parents should be getting the child ready for bed, not pissing it up in the pub with their mates.

What the buggery f**k is going on at White Hart Lane? I can't believe the board are seriously contemplating getting rid of Martin Jol after giving him ?40 million to spend and we're only three games into the season. It's absolutely ridiculous. He's an excellent coach who, if what I'm hearing is true, could be out of a job by the end of the week and replaced by Seville's Juande Ramos. Have the board forgotten the excellent progress he has been making over the last couple of seasons? And the fact we have had so many injuries to key players hasn't helped his cause either. Words fail me. If he goes and I sincerely hope he doesn't, you can bet your bollocks he'll be very successful somewhere else.

Excellent. I'll look forward to it.

*dread word "training". *Didn't enjoy it much when I was young and naturally athletic* *Would be loathe to start again now* *probably have a heart attack if I did*

*wakes from slumbers* *overhears conversation* *drinking? what drinking?* *oh! preserved in alcohol* *it would make perfect sense to me as I've been pickled for years and been told I look pretty good for a man of my years* *But I think DM's a natural and MP was just being bitchy*