Jah Lush

Perhaps he was suffering from Gingervitis?

Forget to mention that one, Keef. I can drink all the fishes under the table.

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It will have to be a good thing otherwise it won't survive. The last couple of times I went in there it was terribly disappointing.

Yes, good idea DM. Vote insanity, you know it makes sense.

Probably earlier than that. I lived on Lacon Road, just off Northcross in '86 and I'm pretty sure it was the 7-11 then, can't remember what it was before but you're probably right. The early 80s are a complete blur for me as I was off my tits for most of it.

No, that was a Co-op Keef, surely?

Bad news indeed. Tescos exercising their corporate might again, it's not something we really need at this end of Lordship Lane is it? Man the barricades now!(6)

Just the usual hedonistic debauchery with my fellow bohemians in Dulwich. No change there then. Roll on Friday!:)-D

I would have thought she'd deleted that one from the memory banks, which is what I tend to do whenever Spurs have a bad result. I suppose Mockney you'll be wanting us to do you a favour on Monday night won't you?

I think we should change the name of this thread to Football Supporters in East Dulwich. I think Liverpool are really going to have to go some to beat Milan after watching last night's performance. They were absolutely superb and of course it's always good to see Man Utd get a good tonking. Obviously, I want Liverpool to win the final and if I can quote my Liverpool daft niece here "Done 'em once and we'll do 'em again...we always do it when it matters."

I can suggest that all profits go towards the next EDF jolly-up.

Not for me either. The Vale is a soulless place at the best of times.

Forza Milano! I for one will be supporting Milan tonight. Not sure where yet, but it will be in one of either the Mag, EDT or CPT. After last night's all-England match I certainly wouldn't want a repeat in the final. The first half was especially boring, all long ball and no football. But I'll be backing the Pool to do the business again in the final that's for sure.

Miranda Richardson! now that's a new one. I'm pretty sure we haven't had her on here before. Here's another one who I sometimes bump into (not literally of course) because I think she lives around the corner from me. Waiting for a bus on Lordship Lane - Helen Lederer. Not hugely well known I know but...there you go.

Bet you're happy boy this morning Keef. Now let's just hope that Milan do the business tonight and then maybe a repeat of 2005 could be on the cards. >:D

Err, oh dear, the plot thickens. No wonder you're sworn to secrecy ratty.

NO! They do the best steaks in ED in there. Steak au pouvre - yum yum. Used to go in there a lot when it was Franny's Wine Bar.

Singing section???? At Arsenal???? Wasn't Highbury known as the library because it was so quiet? Surely some mistake here.

Yes, La Toksvig was with a rather attractive young lady last time I saw her. Perhaps she is her girlfriend.

Err keep up Crystal it's Tuesday today.

Call me a fashion victim but I bought a pair last year and James you are so right, they are hideous and they make your feet sweat. Now clogs they really are something else and so 70s! Even that poodle-haired twit from Queen still wears those. Yuk!

Surely you mean muffins Ant?

Ditto B52s

Good luck tomorrow Keef two-nil to the Pool methinks.(tu)