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woofmarkthedog

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  1. I always fancied a Don King hair do W**F * dons vulcanized rubber gloves*
  2. bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I've actually been on the Thames barrier on a > college trip. Quite impressive. ------------------------------------ Did you go into the "thingys", if so what's inside ?
  3. The riverboat is the trip for sure, the trip from Wolwich to the Thames barrier is jolly nice
  4. bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Two years as a motorbike courier in central > London. I think I win that pissing contest hands > down Woof. On the road of course, off road.... Eat my dirt big boy.... W**F
  5. bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Yeah come on PR. I bet you couldn't beat me in a > race...Yamaha R1 in case you were wondering. I > hear Woof's Pastel coloured Vespa got burnt off at > the lights by Stephen Hawking. ------------------------------------------------------- Yeah & he was walking....well kind of. Anyway Marshmallow pink fading into Daffodil Jaune is very nice I think. W**F *white starched silk scarf blows in the wind* As we are talking ourselves into "hard on biker status" poker. 10 years club & national level moto cross Raced the Ken hall trophy 2 years ( by invitation only ) Suzuki 250 & Kawasaki 6 speed ex works. Fractured femur, fractured hand, 2 clean knockouts, one whilst overtaking Derek Bell ( Le mans winner) in mid flight down 3 in line 50 ft step jumps , hitting a back marker whilst in mid flight, landing at the bottom and snapping the corner post by headbutting it, Bell said later he never saw anyone fall so far & survive. Raced on twice to qualify, went to hospital on way home & discovered leg fractured, this would explain why left leg didn't move very well. It has not really affected my brain....honest...not one bit
  6. I walk myself than you very much, my "lead" is used ....well for "other" things as it were. Ahem...yes. W**F
  7. Oh my head hurts. Last count at children's birthday party 80+ ...yes 80 people... Must lie down now ......having flashbacks eeeehh...go away..! W**F
  8. daizie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > an excuse to see tits bouncing ................................................... Ohhh, fancy a game then ?
  9. PeckhamRose Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > You have kinda missed the point. > I ENJOY doing this and taking my friends and > visitors from UK and rest of world on my bike > round London! > Seriously, anyone fancy this ride? One afternoon > in August I would love to take someone for such a > ride for two or 3 hours. > Marmora Man? Giggirl? Bellenden Belle? Huggers? > D Carnell? PGC? --------------------------------------------------- What bike do you have ? Buell 1125R ? Ducati 11988s or 1098R Bayliss Ltd edition ? Honda C90+ pizza boy top box? It matters you know.....! W**F
  10. I saw a Kentucky Fried Chicken in Peckham, all golden it was ......WOW MMMMmmmm
  11. Take them to Croydon, it's the Manhattan of London. They will never bother you again I promise.
  12. Looking at the leafy Leeds suburb picture I am trying to imagine how It could be improved by using refuse sacks.I suppose the odd corpse found time to time in the "ol'wheelie" could be discovered earlier before it turns to mulch. I think we should start a "save the wheelie" counter campaign, the ad could be voice overed by Jonathan Ross, weally what do you think? As we speak I am sitting in a "Wheelie Bin" ( lid slightly propped open with a copy of "you" ) & it's not bad at all you know. W**F
  13. If you are already in town the Sir John Soanes museum is great at Lincons-in-field / Holborn it's free & properly mad.
  14. thebeard Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > UTTER nonsense > > Yet another fine example of Council PLANNING > Stupidity! > > This building should have been demolished years > ago! > > And rebuild using new modern materials. > > > WHY on earth anyone in their right minds would > want to save a concrete cancer rot box I have no > idea it would serve no purpose. > > > What is the POINT ?????? > > THIS could have been sorted many years ago rather > than be allowed to turn into a planning farce. > > > > DISGUSTING waste of tax payer funds and a > DISGUSTING waste of a brown field site which could > have been put to much better use. > > Again I say another fine example of Council > PLANNING Stupidity! > > Better late than never. > > What about the owners rights and what he will get > paid in all of this STUPIDITY? ------------------------------------------------------------ Ladies & Gentleman..........thebeard Our very own "Escoffier" of the rant! W**F
  15. Coz your so bloomin townie & unfit Obvious W**F
  16. Well I have got my just desserts today, it's my youngest boys 5th birthday.....which is nice in it's self We started planning a picnic in the park for a dozen people or so , well that was the plan & it worked very well last year. Another friend who shares the same birthday suggested we double up the party ...Great idea......then another, so now we have a triple picnic party ( thats 40 odd kids )and around 30 adults....JOY...................OH BLO*DY YEAH I know, you feel for me don't you..........really. I do feel large measures coming on by 4.00pm Grr W**F *must dash 150 sausage rolls in the ovens*
  17. Slumdogkennelhillmillionare I'm loving this concept....
  18. Hand out the Prozac now then.
  19. ???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > er.......colourful FU-KING EXPENSIVE toy/kids shop on LL
  20. Oh god now & sorry Santerme..( can't you come "home" ) I feel so guilty , even decadent......."Has the plague had many round your way.." I mean how do you go on knowing everything you say "oh loved popping out for ten minutes into town ...blah blah met so & so...nipped into lah lah..." cuts into the heart as Santerme claws at the windows of his Dorchester rectory....8 whole miles from anywhere & probably cosetting the yellowed copy of The South london Press in the cat litter tray...."You made me do it..you.." And I'm talking about my poncey choice of delectable curry houses.......Sozza Santerme ...but you made the ill choice of Porchester/Dorchester so get on with it... I will not allow any long distance guilt bombs to ruin my curry, it was excellent. W**F
  21. Santerme Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I am 8 miles from Dorchester and no one delivers > out here.... > > There are some things I miss about urban life ---------------------------------------------------- "No one" & "Life" being key words here ? W**F
  22. Ordered from both but for me Namaste London pips B.B.C at the post. New one opened in Sydenham but delivers to E.D King prawn Dansak, Pashwari naan,pilau rice plus starter ?10.95 , it's on it's way...mmmmmmmm (No I don't work there...blah blah ) I just love a good "ruby" W**F
  23. I would , however I'm stuck in a "mime" glass box , leaning into a gale and trying to get my umbrella down.... W**F *back pedals "mime" bike
  24. I just L♡VE this ✄---------------------➤--------------------- thread ❤ W⓭⓭F
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