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Jimmy 2 shoes Please, are you, or were you, or do you want to be, now or in the past a policeman/woman ? or an employee or married to or in a relationship/related to past or present with someone from the met or any other police forces ......by the way? Simple yes or no will do. W**F

HellNoHellYeah Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Weird bunch of people ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Oh yeah right "Weird bunch of people" eh ! So who's got a stalker/grand larcenist on their case...? Not me, not *bob*, not dazie , not even ol'ponce drawers la de da Jeremy.....& you call us weird. No don't get me wrong but when my door "knocks" I don't worry about some ex-con/bunny boiler doorsteping me ....do you ? Weird .......don't know their born! W**F

Hurrump.... I receive a text from a so called friend, I think/assume they must be skint or run out of credit. Sooo I politely call them straight back, only to find they have turned their nasty little phone off. Testy or what ...! W**F Edited to remove "innit" as have used this in post else where ...."is it not"

Y E A H You put d'legs on wiv a allen when it all arrives in the post... just follow the instructions....innit

I'll ring you in a second & let you know.... W**F *0780-123....*

Oh why do we bother ...go on love that face veneered on mdf ,embrace the particle board .... wow at those engineered wood effects. All power to the cam & dowel, factory made for home assembly, lined up & stacked high "With you on Wednesday" Kids eh, what do they know. W**F * remember when wood grew literally on trees*

myrmidon Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > 4. The private lessons are supposed to be quite > good - i think it's 20 bucks for an hour one on > one...worth checking though > Hope this helps > Cheers > Myrmidon ------------------------------------------------- "Bucks" ..... Tisk... what next ?

What shape were they, did you see ?

Jeremy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > "sweet and sour chicken hong kong style" is an > oxymoron! Try telling that "little jem" to the guys at Won Kei in Wardour street then..... "You no like, you leave" Oh yes Jeremy, they love oxymorons like you "Hong Kong" or whatever style.... W**F

The Crystal palace was in Sydenham (upper) it stood along side Crystal palace parade...... Don't you know

Very funny sketch that top one, JTT you should be honored, neigh flattered & if you're not... Slap " you're out of order" Yeah

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Both are hideous. Both are a waste of money. Don't listen to that wimp Jeremy, Jeezus trapped in his attic studio with loads of old Ikea furniture strapped together with gaffa tape & overwound perco's twanging his fire doors shut every 10 minutes....what does he know ! I'm with "Sir *bob*" ( well in mind not body ) on this. W**F

OK Imagine Bicycle Mounted Tazer Police, how yin & yang would that be ? Eh eh ........."come on Jimmy you know you can do it"...(hate the bike.....love the tazer ) In with anger..ahhhhhhhhhhh....out with love....ooooooh And rest.. W**F

flapjackdavey Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > there was cyclist behind me on the pavement this > evening , I deliberately walked right in the > middle of the narrow pavement , so that he had to > to say " scuse me boss " to get past . roads are > for cars and cyclists . pavements are for > pedestrians ... its as simple as that . Was that the cryptic password then "boss" OKAY

I mean boules

Yeah now sling yer' ook

Are you planning a BBQ in Dulwich park, when you move here that is ......maybe ? Or opening an Italian Restaurant ? If not "sling yer hook"

Really, Oh tell why do the spits have to be removed and then replaced so vigorously then? From what I saw it was for basting purposes but looks like hard work on such a sunny day! *OO*

Yes & No.

Green & Blue alone makes living near/here "worth it" W**F

Neeeeh, Well technically you could get away with it, see when you place uncooked meat over hot coals you are actually "grilling" & I don't remember seeing a "No Grilling" notice in the Park. BBQ is the process of cooking with the hot smoke from charcoal or coals. Oh yes a technicality, but the world is run by "i" dotters & "t" crossers. W**F

Yeah ,thought so. Me too! W**F *mincing for clicks down Bored Avenue*

Can you gas your self in an Aga? because of course each oven can take quite a large head. Mmm

No,It's just a repeat....