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woofmarkthedog

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  1. PSSSST I'm back...........
  2. We are at Athens airport right now about to fly to Crete for 12 days, i'ts a tough job but someone has to do it.
  3. As long as you get plenty of bollo*k cleavelage or the infamous "camel toe" effect then any trouser wear is good. Also ensure the leg hem is a good 2 inches above the shoe ,really enhances the above "look" W**F
  4. Please it's all stop start......my head hurts mummy Can some of the clever lot start a good thread that even us other lot can join in with & enjoy.. If you know what I mean W**F ( oh please no 'chin rubbing" ones though, or "hmm.. you have a point" boring stuff...bla bla )
  5. How much net surfing are you doing then wee queenie ? Your c**k must ache if it's largely po*n & naughty *Bob* how did you know what queenie was "up" to
  6. They should also have lights, indicators,number plates , seat belts , ashtrays , and head restraints, & lastly a licence Ohh and a honky horn Parpppp parpp
  7. Pink oboe anybody?
  8. Ow i've got splinters in me arse W**F * sitting on said fence *
  9. This thread has gone from DOG SH*T TO CRAP in 6 easy pages
  10. Who's the dude in the black leather jacket "originals"badge on his sleve. Hit man for KGB yes....& who is that in the stripes beside him? Is that Jah Lush....you do look a bit S R.
  11. Not impressed by the Luca bread, a bit ...well doughy & slightly undercooked? E D Deli ( wether you like the guy or not ) bakes the best bread (in a wood fired oven just off the old kent rd)the baker is a french guy who used to bake at St John's in Clerkenwell .Also If you get over Battersea way the bread stall in North cote Rd is worth the trip, they sell a bread called "Campilou" in a rough tri-angle shape, now that is king for me, toasted with a spread of real butter and pate.........mmmmmm
  12. Police horses ( hypothetically )I went to the footie yesterday and the "offending horses" had plopped everywhere. So they can go into the "do without book"...... (That's an idea put the police on giant bumble bees at football matches, 1st sign of trouble & they could launch a "sting operation".....) W**F * I know *
  13. Bristols putting you off your pint, were they saggy and crepe like..........err must have been W**F
  14. TLS, you have sunk to a new low here but as your in at the deep end............. *Throws orange ring tied to orange rope into TLS pond*
  15. Try a fish eye lens..... Wow man , now even the crap ones look "great"
  16. No Kel. We started at 7.30 .....boom boom W**F
  17. I'm taking my 8 year old son to his first big match today, anyone else going. Meeting up at the Railway tavern at 2.15 ish W**F
  18. The Simpsons "stone cutters" episode was one of the best....... However I have no aspiration myself to be a "stone cutter" nor do I wish to be "anti stone cutter" I respect the "stone cutters" wish to be "stone cutters" and therefore acknowledge the "stone cutters" as "stone cutters" not a cult or religion but "stone cutters" nothing more & nothing less Are we clear on the "stone cutters" issue I thank you W**F *Not a "stone cutter"*
  19. Popping bubble wrap....now that starts off a unique and cold rage in me... One day about 10 years ago this rage peaked and it's release has calmed me ever since. A lady got onto the no.12 Routemaster bus near Notting hill gate, I was already sitting down stairs on the rear bench seats. She chose her seat and sat opposite ,the bus was at the beginning of the journey so not at all full. The evening was warm & the atmosphere calm as we moved stop to stop in a rhythm that pleased me. The lady opposite opened her handbag and from it drew a sheet of bubble wrap, pop pop pop she went, pop pop pop all the while smiling in a near trance like state pop pop pop pop. Well i sat & tried to ignore it & her, really I did...pop pop pop. But enough was enough & up on my feet like a flash I rose grabbing the bubble wrap & flinging it off the back of the bus. Time slowed for a moment as we all watched the plastic float and disappear. "Wha'ch ya do dat for, hey....Wha'ch ya do dat for. that's private property that is " and all I said back was " popping bubble warp on the bus ..what is wrong with you...just get a grip" Well really it was me who should probably have got a grip but nobody got hurt and it felt so good doing it. Other people smiled and then looked away And with that years of pent up hate of the "wrap"went floating down the road with it. Peace, I felt peace....
  20. Can anyone hear hornets buzzing..... zzz zzzz zzmmmm zzz...........................ZZZZ..z..zmmmzzzzzz.......
  21. Ohh the "man" with a head full of hornets is out of the cage again, his over heated brain exhausting through his mouth.........eyes wide and dripping with sweat..... ....arggkk....hooonk.....arrgkkk....."and another thing"......."let me tell you something"......"oh that old chestnut" "blah blah blah"......."I should know"........."get out of the way old lady"..........."there's more".....'it's the way i tell 'em".........
  22. Don't ask me.................. W**F
  23. The Ferrero rocher ( ?) at the ambassadors ball... Laaa sooooo sophisticated mwaaaaaah * discovered they make tic tacs as well.....oddly*
  24. What COCAINE in showbiz...........whatever next "Roofers" on a Friday nite in the BI***P on it next Shi* no
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