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I may well commit a Fad Gadget- Ricky's hand moment here... ( With a satin chrome Kitchen Aid ...of course) Vrrrrrrrrrrr.... "hello is anybody there" ( clik brrrr)

So far a this seems to be S M anger free zone......relax....stand easy and get it of y'chest son/lass... say what you want , how you want...with out fear of being peeled or poked with the pedantry stick Watch out ! ! !...........ehh ...only kiddin... W**F

Jesus H Chr*st.....PARANOIA............. conspiracy theories... All that's needed now is a car chase...... W**F

A slow 1.342 mile walk down Southend Pier should chill you out "Gabhers" I mean.... W**F

Spingo (very drinkable, but dangerous) Middle wicket , both from Helstone in Cornwall SWI & 2 from Orange brewery Pimlico BlackRaven from Orkney Tanglefoot Summerlightning

Funnily, we have a long wooden spoon called "Justice" just a threat to wave it magically changes things.....

So not a bit ............(Admin jus' slapped me..) Nice day today Mr Wolf

Cabbage not mentioned then......ever?

When Jon Hunt ( you could have such fun with that name..another day though)walked away with ?360 million quid the alarm must have gone up.. he was super shrewd ...a c&nt with no morals yes...but did no-one think to ask him why ?

Me no Bogtrotter....you Bogtrotter?

"I should coco".............thats what mine said Still to this day don't know where that one came from W**F

Killed myself or others....................................yet...ah ha ha ha ha *runs naked into the woods with a burning tyre around his waist*

You mus'nt say that.......Doctor said we must not call other "clients" such things....no......it might send them "mad" sorry... "worsen their condition" .......see what you've done now........

Oh Foxy..... You made me spill my tea........Glad y'still 'ere though (thing old man steptoes voice here) *pinches imaginary cheek*

Oh Ciggie........y'know I lov*s ya..... Coochy coo.......tickle tickle ......

Possibly, preferably, potentially, pineapple pocupine

Went there to Celibrate when we found out our 1st born was "here" Great day, great pub

Chancery lane.....on Sunday

or come back broken...

Now spring has really sprung.....hands off cocks on with socks More wood, less trees now I think Keep it up and don't run out off puff* ( *see. breath ....)

Earls court as it's sunny

Hopefully it will get lost in the post

Mikecg Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > It's wedged up your aris, woof are you looking to > get banned by the brain police? Rubber cock......to go with my plastic chicken ....... Schhheezzze man...... liten up...chew some gum ...y'know ....but do sumthing....anything.... and what's on your mind is usually the thing that's killin ya.... Oh yeah ask H*nadooda B... Ohh..by the way who's this "Brian Police" fella..neva heard off him

I like Morphine................ yahhhhhhhh fluffffffy clouds... *saliva pools under his toungue and his head slumps 1st to the left then slowly into the forward lolling position, drool pours onto his crutch*

Does anybody have a rubber cock?