woofmarkthedog

david_carnell Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Well, just to prove a few people wrong, I'm a big > fan of whisky macs, dubonnet & gin (by all > accounts the Queen Mum's favourite tipple) and a > good sherry. > > Franklins sells all with good grace. ___________________________________________________ Yes please... Oooo & a Whisky Sour On a hot day a Pernod & Ice water Ooooo & a Pink Gin ( in or out Sir ? ) * looks longingly at drinks "tray" * W**F

http://imgs.inkfrog.com/pix/miabocca7/184MadJul76.JPG MAD.May 1976 edition. " One Cuckoo Flew Over The Rest" http://www.littlereview.com/goddesslouise/art/madmag/mad1.jpghttp://www.littlereview.com/goddesslouise/art/madmag/mad4.jpg ( is that Jah Lush on the right ?) http://www.littlereview.com/goddesslouise/art/madmag/mad2.jpghttp://www.littlereview.com/goddesslouise/art/madmag/mad3.jpg If you can find this rare edition, buy it. W**F

How many Pints today...? ( the milkman ) W**F

No.... BUT she's had a "stroke" ( apparently..! ) I don't know if she had a "Low- cut top" on though BUT let's ( for threads sake ) say she did * dreams of nannies crepe-y knockers * W**F

paragon Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > he was being interviewed by a Camera crew outside > Emily's Fish Bar about 20 mins ago. ------------------------------------------- Puleeze.... Don't tell me he's taken up the plight of "The Vanishing Cod" ( that will be the death knell for them ) I can see the "banner" now.... "A Cod isn't for supper, it's for Life" & "Fish don't have Fingers , but they do have Feelings " W**F

legalbeagle Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > brum Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Not far off the mark there Moos. Except I never > > wear hats. > > > Why Grandma, what big eyes you have! ------------------------------------------- "Eyes" you say....? * imagines future "What BIG.....you have " thread * W**F

I think... Bella pasta, Piaf , Cafe Rouge are part of the same group So watch that space... More mediocrity to follow ? W**F

Narnia Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Can shoes make you happy? -----------------/----------- Or what... Yes they can Especially if you add a large measure of fizz like "my freind" did "Ohhhh what pretty shoes" the girl opposite cooed "Can I see & where did you get them" she added The birthday girl slipped one off & passed it over the table "Harrods...?400...ohhh I love them" she cooed back Now as the shoe was on it's way back " my freind " took the shoe & filled it full of L&P rose until it sloshes out everywhere "To the birthday girl" I ....I mean HE toasted Later he was found upside down ,half in the car and half on the grass verge,fast asleep You know she still remembers that moment to this day nearly 15 years later Oh how we laughed ( at my freind ) Shoes eh, I'll drink to that W**F

I've .... ..eaten Squirrel I wasn't "nuts" about it W**F

I got .... I-phone & I got MacBook too It's a a bit like dogs; they all Sh!t, eat, bark. Just some are nicer & some are bloody awkward, take your pick Look I'm posting with mine right whilst sitting outside, under a tree & on a farm in rural Northamptonshire Yeah , good innit, it's what Steve Jobs had in mind from day one I think W**F Oh & I'm going fox lamping tonight , I'll post from the 4x4 if you like. Pictures?

KalamityKel Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > and ignore the majority of things W**f says :)) True.... But it's a Capitol F in W**F please Even this fooL has standardz W**F ps. what is hanging out ?

Well.... Are you a big bird who'll munch her way through course after course until you reach the "Cognac" stage, at which point you put your hand on the waiters hand & say " Leave the bottle luv" . If so offer to pay half as it's only fair On the other hand you may eat like a Sparrow ( they're getting rarer ) & hardly drink a drop. In that case let him pay as he'll genuinely want to so. He'll imagine he's found a genuine "Ol' fashion" girly type If I were you though i'd save the farts up & muffle them in the ladies room with some bog roll At least until the 3rd date anyway W**F

Anyone.... ..else get a "gander" W**F

Great... "The Three Greyhounds" it is ( see you there ) W**F

How about... ☏ a random telephone then..? W**F

giggirl Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > No Woof - not testy at all. It's just that my > keyboard doesn't have a special sarcasm font and I > don't like those yellow smiley/scowly things. > They give me the creeps. You're just going to > have to take my word for it that I'm elated with > joy as I type. ------------------------------------------------- Oh good... Me too, elated that is ( see how that comes across as sarky, but... ) Hey ho.. W:)-DF

Hello.. http://www.southlondon-today.co.uk/tn/content/featurepics/30520HJ01.jpg I'm Paul Yarrow, you might know me from T.V. " Do you have anyone that needs to be dead some time soon " If the answer is a resounding "yes" then call him.. "Coz everyone ever in his care is....ermm....no longer here anymore" W**F

giggirl Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- Bet you had to think > really hard to come up with Gazza didn't you Fido? I'm a girl (the > glue's in the name). ----------------------------------------------- No...yes.... But it was the first name I thought of (-ish ) OOoooo blimey, is everyone a bit testy today or what..? ( apart from me that is...) W**F

citizenED Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Marmora Man, I feel your plight but have the > solution to get you receipt free: Take up > shoplifting. ------------------------------------------- No don't.... ..or you'll freeze in Winter W**F

So.... "Gazza" is a girl then..:-S W**F

So ... That's a resounding "HELL YES" from "SeanMc-G" then But does he own a.... http://www.amishoutletstore.com/uploaded/products/2859.jpgShaker Hill Pie Safe w/Glass in Oak - 1" Solid top w/bottom bevel edge - Dovetailed drawers - Full extension drawer slides - Soldered glass doors - 2 Adjustable shelves - Flared leg - Black wood knobs - Optional lighting, additional cost 18 1/4" D x 45" W x 61 3/4" H I doubt it...... ( he'll covet one now though ) Personally.... " How, in this technologic world I ever lived without a Pie Safe, is beyond me " W**F

I meant..... "MULES" http://www.mulesmoving.com/yahoo_site_admin/assets/images/mules.218195751_std.JPG W**F

RosieH Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > woofmarkthedog Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > > But as it's you ....well, who knows ? > > Oh goodie, you are still talking to me then. > > And I'm only quoting people back at people - steve > started it on here, and you started it with the > face smashing, so you know, nerr. _______________________________________________________________________________ Please... Don't tell me there's a quote " Fatwā " "Nerr" to you too W**F

Bring back "The Mule" http://lh3.googleusercontent.com/nXzL3pwtjXw5xqszwfiCZdngrSg7xAnc7VSZPw1OVeKO8ONQ8pY0IBIqd--SFzQibRXBhKFsabd2F0OPujBFFCau_oKDpykrx_CMPPyVcg3BecbMddijO2Tq1T9O3errPy9g4Krn_BKa0Pq9uHzvW2UhupGvEeLgI7aUrRsx-Q W**F

Have you... I mean , can you..? W**F