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OK What do these have in common Cunt & wanker W**F

I hope not, I use it as a beacon to direct people home W**F

If I can play outdoors on ice then Maybeeeeee W**F

daizie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > *OMG* Woof are you computedshorty? _______________________________________ No But I am dyslexic if that helps ! W**F

Look Vanessa Feltz debunked this myth once and for all the otherday & as we all know she is the award winning....... "BBC Speech Broadcaster of the year" So move on now, nothing to see W**F

SteveT Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > When I was a lad this style jacket would be termed > a 'bum-freezer'. __________________________________________________ Yes Steve but .... The days of sending a child out "naked" bar a borrowed jacket are thankfully long gone But then again you are a cold blast from "antiquity" of Winters gone by, all smog filled and lantern lit. With torn sepia photos & choking back the tears from running down your sooted face. Traveling the "Clapham Omnibus" from nowhere to who cares. . That's you isn't it ... W**F *Oh ...shiver....did someone walk over my grave ?*

giggirl Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Gawd help us indeed Woofie. electric blue shantung silk and exercising my American Express. ____________________________________________________ Oh what a woman I soooooo love a bit of quality fabric W**F

Mick Mac Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I looked at this after the forum drinks(3am) and > had not got the first clue what it was. > > Now I can see again, its a remarkable photo OF POLYSTYRENE. Well spotted Mic Mac ! W**F

OK Winter "fashion" out.... Winter "Garb attire" is in... Oh how I love seeing the change in "Garb attire" as the sub zero "Arctic" temperatures kick in & Lordship lane sets like a "visually dyslexic" catwalk now. It's full of red faced troopers wearing old & faded ski wear, mismatched hats & ill-fitting snow suits but what I really love is the improvisational items. I mean why wear one coat when two massively different ones will work to keep out the cold , track suit trousers forced under pairs of jeans with, everyone of them looking like an overstuffed "chesterfield" their arms set at 30 degrees due to the extra padding. Men in boots is a definitely a "sub genre" with smug pratts in "Cotswold-on-line" specials laced up hard & taking the long route to "William Rose" just to prove a point "See, they were worth it" & she making her way in "Cath Kidston" Hunters, mentaly giving him the "Wank*r". sign Wellington boots are "big" or slightly too small, with fisherman socks turned over but cutting off circulation to chill the toes quicker than intended, worn with a tenacity that says "British" Trainers & their "owners" fill a whole slot of their own, class driven maybe but it's their attitude that reigns. "I know that this choice of footwear spells the most danger but carry on I will" all the while "bustin" moves on the residing ice sheet that "Bo Jangles" would struggle to copy In all it's quite a mad state, though stand by "The Duvet Coat" is on it's way Keep 'em peeled as in "Billy Rose's " line up on Saturday morn, it's bound to make a show some time soon Gawd help us.... Mwah...Mwah W**F

I love polystyrene too W**F

"Jon Hunt" Got to be the "man" of the noughties Yes W**F

Oh please Who really can do it? Wake up, it's the end of an era Good luck "Wossy" W**F

Alan Dale Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Seems the EDF has taken a big lurch to the right. ____________________________________________________________ Ok now "step to the left" Boogie.. Yeah, feel the burn W**F

PeckhamRose Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I am told you should not take ibruprofen if you > have asthma or lung problems, but it's fine with > me. > So when I am asked at the counter I say I do not > have asthma or they won't sell it me. > People think all asthmatics are allergic to cats, > though. So there's no telling some people. ________________________________________________________ PR It only applies to around 10% of us wheezers ( I am one but in denial ) Bring on the cheap pink ones W**F

Blimey it's not exactly handing out bacon sandwiches at bar mitzvah is it Sheeezzz am I missing something ? Now slices of watermelon for afters, that might have tipped it W**F

No Kel See Comp-o is really a 3" high figure ( think land of the giants ) trapped in a "Bell Vacuum Jar" We have tried tapping on the outside, using sign language & even flag semaphore ( I thought he might have had a military background )to get through to him But nothing, not a glimmer. He sits there bathed in a dim green light, beavering away at his little desk & IBM computer. He often looks as if he's having a conversation with himself, but because he lives in that permanent vacuum we can't hear him, neither him us. On occasion he lights up his pipe and disappears into the fog I look at him trapped in there like one of those giant snow shaker paper weights & he seems happy enough in his own little world *Tap Tap*.......? Still no response. W**F

I "WAS" a terrible career father Does that count ? W**F

It's a real shame I quite liked "Gary Glitter" back in the day I do wonder what his new "vibe" will be next ? Keep 'em peeled Yeah W**F

jimmy two times Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Get a life. _________________________ Aw Bit cheesed off Jimmy ? W**F

Oh Same to you (I think ) W**F

I could go on but.... A beast need rest Soooooo Off to bed with ya.. I'll pillory you tomorrow Mwah mwah W**F

Oh so you too are dysl***c !

Maggie liked to sunbathe, if it got too hot she sat in her tent, if it rained she went into her shelter. Every animal had a little place of their own. ____________________________________________________________________________ The Cockereal ( sic ) is actually a "Bantam" derived from an old english game bird , after the introduction of Chinese birds gifted by the Portuguese Ambassadors to the English aristocracy in the late 1700's Next photo? Lets say/imagine an "action man" figure (pre gripping hands/eagle eyes "Mattel corp" model circa 1974 ) sitting next to "Nelson Mandela" the "Pole cat" & discussing the future of South Africa whilst being urinated on by an incontinent blind mouse Captioned "1975" "Mum loved sitting naked in a bee-hive whilst a "Walco mower" (out of shot) bore down on her" It makes sense really W**F

.._ For "Victory"

computedshorty Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Maggie liked to sunbathe, if it got too hot she > sat in her tent, if it rained she went into her > shelter. > Every animal had a little place of their own. _______________________________________________________ Yeah yeah......yeah. Blimey oh r***lly Tarka the otter popped by no doubt , ridin' a skate board made of hand carved pegs Shep "get down" licked the place clean after Mam got run over by t'tram Oh they were the days ( when Billy Rose sold candles on Hardship lane) they were... SHEEEEEEEEEEEzzzus go on tell us more how "Tiddles" singlhandedly rescued B.L only to go on and create the "Austin Puurrincess" I am all EARS W**F