Ladymuck

Huguenot Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Splitters ;-) Oh WOW - big fat hugs Huguenot...please say you'll stay! mwah mwah mwah xxxxxxx

*expects Mark to turn up any minute - LOL!*

...ah ha! it was - wasn't it! ....LOL! X-post - edited to say post in response to that rather unique sofa above

sophiesofa Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'm not really a sofa You mean that...ahem...lovely sofa which sat outside your flat wasn't you? Well I am disappointed!

*flounce shortlived - attempts to get thread back on topic* Jeremy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > You could give a kid the best education in the > world, but it wouldn't help them if they are > surrounded by negative influences in their home > and social lives. It is indeed a very difficult > problem to address. It is difficult...mainly because people are generally hesitant to discuss it or might view any intervention as patronising or smacking of nanny state. However, the fact is that the most noteworthy causative factor which accounts for higher test results by the age of 5 years is actually good parenting. Indeed, good parenting is directly linked with more advanced intellectual development in children by the age of 5 irrespective of socio-economic background.

Yes, Sir Quids has made a good point...how on EARTH do you discipline yourself to posting so few posts? Admirable indeed!

HAL9000 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Meanwhile, in one of many Everett-Wheeler > alternative realities, a young superposition of > our heroine was gently caressing a kiwi fruit... ...in order to "warm" it up ready for lobbing at HAL9000 at the speed of pairs of quantum-mechanically entangled particles just catching him milliseconds (with a massive splat in his fat cheeky face) before his current life takes another direction towards another branching universe.

Yeah - it will sounds like "squids" after a couple of stellas

And Quids, whilst marginally faster at sprinting, has a record of allowing his trousers to fall down when racing...ED police are quickly diverted to now arrest Quids - now prime suspect. Woofmarkthedog is to accompany them because they have received information that Quids has had one too many Stellas.

The real Ladymuck is in the Drawing Room being ticked off by the Chair (again!). Therefore, one can only assume that this shameless exhibitionist is not in fact her Ladyship but, an imposter - a suspected "j russell". The real LM immediately alerts ED Police to "Eve" and has her arrested for indecent exposure and thrown into a cell overnight. LM also appoints Legalbeagle to take legal proceedings jointly against both That Queen and CS in respect of the false and damaging allegations.

*blushes* But I thank you LB (erm...you did mean me...?:-S)

Oh but he IS REAL...

Minkey is Eric Liddell?

With respect esteemed Chair, I wasn't flirting!!!! I can only assume that you are too young to remember Citizen (Wolfie) Smith...his favourite line (other than "Power to The People") was something like :"Come the Revolution, you'll be the first up against the wall...". As he spoke these words, his right hand mimicked that of a gun and was pointed towards the person he was addressing. Unfortunately I cannot find this on Youtube, but here is a . It was a brilliant series (IMO). Enjoy this clip. No kiss for you - flirting indeed! *flounces off to the lounge*

::o

I too second Marilyn - give her my love.

Narnia Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > .........and I thought you were a dog! Another > one. Looks as though the forum is going to the dogs.

Yes, and in Shawshank wotshisname was missed terribly by Morgan Freeman and the others. PLEASE HUGUENOT...I miss you too. I don't think I've fisked once since your flounce - you would be proud. xxxx

MitchK Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'm not sure about all this social mobility > nonsense that's going on now. People should know > their place and be happy with it. John Major > introduced the national lottery and there is > always the X factor if you want to get rich quick. And you shall be the second MitchK...:)) *straightens beret*

Loz Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Thank you, Wolfie Smith... Come the revolution...you will be the first up against the wall...:))

Jeremy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I think there is a bit more too in than just > schooling though... I agree Jeremy. Studies have shown that the poorest children are already almost 12 months behind those from middle income homes by the time they are five years old - i.e. before they have started going to school.

oooh, I can see this thread reaching 100 very soon... Oh, and incidentally, I am the beheaded St. Paul The Apostle. I am writing you one of my letters (from heaven, of course) as I type... *loving this*

Actually, I also always order my chips without salt and vinegar (though none of this small portion lark). I hope you are taking every detail down.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOL! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! PMSL! *can't stop laughing*

And speaking of cheeky dogs - OY, FLEABAG! It has not escaped my notice that you awarded The Queen an extra ball. Well I would like an extra ball too on the ground that I happen to be her Lady in Waiting. Incidentally, if I am not mistaken, I believe I am entitled to a fourth ball. So, may I have 300 and 400 please. Get to it FLEABAG!