Ladymuck

katie1997 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > snappy with a light helping of unnecessary sarcasm > and general all-round tetchiness (6) Time of the month sweetie?

IRIE (I'm laughing my head off here...LOL)

RIBBITT

*adopts hooligan-type voice* OI!!! You lot referring to moi? Bleeding cheeky buggars! LOL!!! Yeah...great night! *COME ON HAM-LETS*

Yeah I was there too with hubby/various friends/forumites...it was fantastic. Fabulous atmosphere and of course "we" won!! Perfect!

I said I wouldn't do this anymore, but I'm absolutely PISSING MYSELF! BBBWWWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*TACKY, TACKY, TACKY*

he he B)

Some light relief for those bunion-riddled feet:)) How to resist?

giggirl Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Yes LM because dashing across the road at a > second's notice is like so safe isn't it * That isn't the point! - I want to BE ABLE TO dash at a second's notice/catch the bus etc. For me that is more important than appearing sexy (or whatever those monstrosities which are responsible for many a spinal injury are perceived as doing). However, each to their own...whatever cranks your tractor...whatever floats your boat...whatever fills your sails...whatever tickles your fanny...chaqu'un a son gout...

Sorry - I want to be able to run for a bus and dash across the road at a second's notice...without falling arse over tit...

*bows and scrapes to Dame Viv* But GG, I'm serious...those shoes match my kitchen tiles - fact! They are the epitome of tack!

If poor old Katie174623 goes that low - she might well encourage an altogether different kind of rise... eeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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How incredibly tacky - just like my kitchen tiles...

Oh sod it, if you can't beat them... Why couldn't the bicycle stand up for itself? Because it was two-tyred. *groan*

Waynetta....STOP IT! My stomach hurts from so much laughter...LOL!!! Gawd...I need a lie down.

You in stillettos? Now I know you're 'avin a laff! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:))

waynetta Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Motorists. Enjoy the freedom of cycling by > removing your windscreen, sticking half a melon > skin on your head... you forgot about protection for those phalanges...5 used condoms stitched together perhaps?

Keep your eye on the prize...he he Where IS Quids anyway... Quids? Quids?

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waynetta Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Fellas. Make you bird's tits look bigger by > viewing them through a magnifying glass. There you go.

DJKillaQueen Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Coming from Ladymuck, that really says > something.....lol Like what pray tell? *smacks DJKQ in the gob* :))

legalbeagle Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Mr Carnell, Eddie Izzard (*swoon*) and Dame > Edna are with me all the way! BBWWWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! ;-)