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Brendan

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  1. Isn?t it Suggs coming up the front path?
  2. Well the phone calls may or may not have been funny but the national, indignant shitstorm they have started certainly is.
  3. No he hasn't you have. Ooh now I have.
  4. It's gonna be some great material for his stand-up routine though. And how long before Wossie can start cracking jokes about it on his Friday night show?
  5. Have you considered a nice shag pile instead?
  6. So this is a rugby match between the Australian national team and one of their state sides?
  7. This tickled me: http://www.mg.co.za/zapiro/all/
  8. Is Radio 2?s audience changing perhaps? I mean I?m well young and hip* and I prefer it to Radio 1 mostly because they don?t play so much of that bang-crash music I don?t understand. *word, brother etc. =<_? (that?s txt spk for the sign I?m making with my fingers)
  9. Little bit of hanging never hurt anyone.
  10. They?ll be stopping you from popping a friendly firework through your mate?s letter box next. Bloody health and safety. It?s a disgrace I tell you.
  11. EDOldie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Dulwich Sports Club 1st November, just off Burbage > Road. Bar with real ale last time I went. Is that at the cricket ground?
  12. I can never remember, is it shooting kids with a pellet gun from the upstairs window that upsets the police or not shooting them?
  13. Well they are all bastards. Well mostly. There's that one lady who drives the 185 who is nice and the guy with dreds who drives either the 176 or the 40.
  14. I?m boiling up a vat of sprouts to hand out. That?ll learn ?em to come disturbing me on beer and pizza night.
  15. Women and short arses who all open their umbrellas at the first hint of rain turning the pavement into a bristling ocean of blinding eyelevel spikes.
  16. Shopping? You live in South East London now. Just rob things like the rest of us.
  17. Colleague 1 to colleague 2 about 5 minutes ago, while explaining the points of historical interest they are going to pass en route to a meeting this evening. ?I?ll take you up the back alley behind the old court houses.?
  18. How long before it's all pound shops, fried chicken take-aways and a job centre? http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_pictures/7700133.stm
  19. Geez, men ?ey. Everything?s a bloody competition. It just progresses to different things through the years. My dad?s stronger than your dad, My car?s faster than your car, My wife makes better brownies than your wife, My midlife crisis was more damaging than your midlife crisis, I have to take more pills to stay alive than you do.
  20. What time did the first train leave Birmingham again?
  21. I give up. I?ve tried a couple of times now to steer this thread towards some proper, constructive and considered discussion but if you?re all going to insist on taking the piss I?m not going to bother anymore.
  22. Speccylecci Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I love living in a middle class area (yes, I have > happily sold out). Less with the middle class please. Damages our street cred. I once ate breakfast in a caf in Peckham I?ll have you know* and I?ve seen Snatch. *Although there was some disruption when I noticed that they had forgotten to trim the fat from my bacon.
  23. SeanMacGabhann Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Offensive keef? How so. . . Well there is a definite undertone of big-hair discrimination to the whole thing. Not to mention prejudice towards satanists and sluts, both of which play an important part in and are valued members of our society.
  24. Stairs, there?s lots of stairs involved in catching a train from Peckham Rye. I can?t be doing with stairs me.
  25. Brendan

    a joke

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