*Skulks in and grabs bottle of single malt? *Necks half the bottle* *Plugs ?59 Les Paul Standard into vintage Marshall stack and belts out heavily distorted version of Anarchy in the UK* *Flies into a sex pistols educed rage and smashes priceless guitar and amp to splinters.* *Downs the remainder of the whiskey, smashes bottle and collapses in a crumpled heap? *Enquires about the possibility of a refill* ?Sorry chaps having a spot of bother dealing with it being Monday and all that don?t-cha-know.? Fascist parking attendants have clamped my fianc??s car. They can?t seem to understand that an on-call midwife going to deliver a baby can park wherever she bloody well wants and now they want ?120! I don?t think I can reason with them by explaining how they are just a tool of an increasingly Orwellian system of control and state sanctioned financial exploitation of the common man.