if someone were to play you in a film ...

[mamafeelgood]

... who would it be?

[dulwichmum]

Well, it is funny you have asked this, because I have been asked this question by someone else recently and so have given it some thought...

How about Wendi Peters - with the body of Liz Hurley!

[SimonM]

Sean Bean

....who supports Sheffield United and got to play sex scenes with Joely Richardson. He could play me in his sleep without altering his accent:)-D

[mamafeelgood]

i would let anyone play me so long as jonny depp plays my husband...mmmh

[Huguenot]

George Clooney has been know to become highly dispirited by the amount of time people mistake him for me...

[mockney piers]

Judging by the number of times people keep pointing out that he's a younger, more handsome version of me, I'd have to go with BarryRoad, not that he's an actor or anything.

[dulwichmum]

Darling Mockney,

I have often thought that you bear a striking resemblance to the young Alan Ruck.

[Incitatus]

Is that Mockney rhyming slang DM ?

[mockney piers]

Baddam-tishhh :-D

[BarryRoad]

Noah Wile, obviously.

[Michael Palaeologus]

Les Dawson (when he was alive)

[citizenED]

...they'd play me at tiddlewinks

[Keef]

Ozzy Osbourne >:D

[Brendan]

It would have to be someone who can do a plausible Seffriken accent, which rules out any American or British actors. As she grew up in my hometown Charlize Theron may have a stab at it but there would be certain anatomical problems like for instance she has the wrong colour hair. Anyway I question her acting abilities and feel that a Benoni girl running about in foreign parts and winning Oscars is just showing off.

Actually giving it some thought I reckon it can?t be done. You couldn?t capture this on celluloid.

[Jah Lush]

Gary Oldman for me. One south London boy to play another and he does bare some resemblence to me although obviously I'm far more handsome even if I say so myself.

[Jeremy]

Jon Heder.

[Brendan]

A colleague of mine has just suggested that Rob Schneider would be just the fellow to play me in a film.

There will be drawing pins on his chair when he returns from the coffee machine.

[dita-on-tees]

Hmmm Keira Knightley, then in a bid for northern gritty realism I would force feed her Fray Bentos pies, dumpling and endless bowls of steamed pudding and custard. After 12 long months of filming and scoffing she would be a right heifer and Hollywood just doesn't do plump, hence the world would be saved from her wooden vacuous performances forever... splendid.

[buggie]

I reckon Jeanne Garfolano would be perfect (unfortunately little older than me so poss wouldn't work quite so well!!