Serial poo-er in ED area

[rendelharris]

Ummm...it's ummm...no, you'll work it out...

[Louisa]

Fake news!

Louisa.

[Robert Poste's Child]

The location must be a deliberate choice as at that time of day he was within a few minutes' walk of the library, Plough and park, so plenty of facilities to choose from.

[robbin]

Oh, Louisa!

Maybe leave the keyboard alone after 7pm?

[peckham_ryu]

rendelharris Wrote:

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> you'll work it out...

Like the constipated mathematician? (She worked it out with a pencil?)

Sorry about that. Anyway, I had a question: when the long arm of the law reaches the elusive Dulwich Dumper, what is the penalty? Is it the same as not clearing up after your dog? Assuming that he manages to avoid a charge of indecent exposure.

[Earl Aelfheah]

Southwark should start spray painting yellow stencils of a man with his trousers round his ankles on the pavements.

[Penguin68]

If the defecation was regularly adjacent to mosques, synagogues or houses of ethnic or religious minorities it might be classed as a hate crime; otherwise public disorder I would think.

[TheArtfulDogger]

peckham_ryu Wrote:

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> rendelharris Wrote:

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> -----

> > you'll work it out...

>

> Like the constipated mathematician? (She worked it

> out with a pencil?)

>

> Sorry about that. Anyway, I had a question: when

> the long arm of the law reaches the elusive

> Dulwich Dumper, what is the penalty? Is it the

> same as not clearing up after your dog? Assuming

> that he manages to avoid a charge of indecent

> exposure.

I used to rub my cats nose in her mess if she did it where it's not welcome... Maybe we could do the same to this fellow

[Take Note]

Robbin I think Louisa starts earlier than 7pm...;)

[Earl Aelfheah]

First mysterious bottles of orange liquid, now a phantom shitter. ED has toilet troubles.

[Penguin68]

This may very well be an unintended consequence of the gig economy - fill suburban roads with self employed delivery drivers and cab drivers, working long hours, with no public lavatories (much) any longer, and often at times when alternatives (caf?s and pubs etc.) aren't open and emergencies will occur.

[Earl Aelfheah]

You could be right penguin. I blame poober.

[rendelharris]

rahrahrah Wrote:

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> You could be right penguin. I blame poober.

Deliverpoo must also take some of the blame.

[JohnL]

rendelharris Wrote:

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> rahrahrah Wrote:

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> > You could be right penguin. I blame poober.

>

>

> Deliverpoo must also take some of the blame.

Maybe we could do something about it

Like raise NI contributions a bit to employ a cleaner.

[red devil]

Never fear, the police will get to the bottom of it...

[arturo]

Police have a suspect in the 'dulwich defecator' case.

https://www.southwarknews.co.uk/news/help-cops-find-suspect-defecated-dulwich-village-street/

[Dogkennelhillbilly]

That's the same as already mentioned above.

[peckham_ryu]

Now now DKHBilly. There's no need to poo-poo the new link ;)

[zenoria65]

I keep imagining Sid James in Carry On Cleo 'puer, oh puer, oh puer'.....

[JohnL]

arturo Wrote:

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> Police have a suspect in the 'dulwich defecator'

> case.

> https://www.southwarknews.co.uk/news/help-cops-fin

> d-suspect-defecated-dulwich-village-street/

It's like Cluedo.

[Sue]

JohnL Wrote:

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>

> It's like Cluedo.

Poodo

[Dogkennelhillbilly]

Has anyone examined the scene for forensic evidence? Usually events like this will leave skid marks.

[Robert Poste's Child]

I live off Woodwarde Rd and just returned home to see a man (late 60s, white) coming out of the alleyway having urinated against the wall and left a large, steaming pool of it (he could have used one of two drains but didn't). As I didn't see him actually do it I asked if he saw who did as I now have to clear it up. He denied all knowledge but clearly there was no other reason for him to be there as it's a short passage ending in a security gate. Disgusting, selfish behaviour. Unfortunately not the same man as in the OP's picture or I'd send the police the photo I have taken of his car number plate.

[Louisa]

I saw a pile of what appeared to be human extrament left totally exposed close to the corner of Underhill/Barry this morning at about 7.30am. Shocking behaviour when a public lav is just a brisk walk away in the park. I've never been so caught short that I couldn't wait, and even if god forbid that did happen, I'd rather 'keep it retained', than expose myself in the altogether on such a public highway. Disgraceful.

Louisa.

[rendelharris]

I'm being distasteful here but I have a sort of horrified fascination: how does one distinguish visually between human and dog excrement?