Predictions for 2011

[Dickensman]

The people fortunate enough to have assets, will buy gold,

and possibly a gun.

[Emerson Crane]

Being an eternal optimist, I'll go with same crap, different year.

[karter]

Interest rates will rise.

There will be another wedding in my family.

East Dulwich will continue to be prosperous.

[sedgewick]

North Korea will Nuke the South and Japan.

Nick Clegg will be exposed as a closet Tory.

Vince Cable will bring down the government.

Elvis will be found alive living in Swindon.

I'll find a better job.

[Ladymuck]

Mick Mac will grow to love Narnia.

Sue and DJKQ will have killed each other.

Katie1997, Mick Mac, Daizie, Quids, Narnia, karter, HAL9000, and Huguenot will continue to make me piss myself on here.

This forum will continue to grow from strength to stength and when Mark knocks Bill Gates off his perch, I shall be able to say: "I knew him (M) when he was nowt".

[Narnia]

Celtic will be relegated!

[hibbs]

Someone will start a 'Predictions for 2012' thread

When it snows I will have a huge willie on my car again

The Hammers will be going down

[legalbeagle]

M&S, Starbucks and MacDonalds will open up on the Lane.

Four clowns will be arrested for running the country's biggest child abduction ring, though one will be released later when his pleas that he was just advertising the above-mentioned Maccy D's turn out to be true.

Ladymuck will finally gain control of her bladder.

[PeckhamRose]

The Queen will die on the opening day of the Olympics.

Oh wait, that's for the year after next.

This year, it will emerge Katie Middleton will be expecting twins before she is married.

Chelsea Registry Office are on alert....

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Australia will be lose by an innings and a little bit.

This is the thread for impossible wishes, no?

[DulwichFox]

Scott will take over an other 2 pubs in Crystal Palace Rd.

[DulwichFox]

Scott will take over an other 2 pubs on Crystal Palace Rd.

[Mick Mac]

Narnia Wrote:

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> Celtic will be relegated!

Yes declan......

[Mick Mac]

hibbs Wrote:

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> Someone will start a 'Predictions for 2012'

> thread

>

> When it snows I will have a huge willie on my car

> again

>

> The Hammers will be going down

oh right

Sorry about the big willy. I didn't know it was your car.

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Celtic will be relegated

Hammers will be going down

Oh life is good!

[DJKillaQueen]

I will be annointed a saint!

[Ms_Lilith]

I will win the lottery!

[wjfox]

Despite continuing tensions, there won't be a war between North and South Korea.

Food and energy prices will get noticeably higher, with oil hitting $100/barrel by the summer.

Continuing protests/riots over government deficit plans. At least two more countries will be bailed out by the IMF.

A major bank or corporation will collapse (possibly as a result of WikiLeaks).

Evidence for global warming will continue to pour in, with Arctic sea ice reaching another new low, and record high temperatures in a number of countries during the summer.

A major new website will be launched - achieving the same level of popularity as YouTube, Facebook, Twitter - and becoming yet another Internet craze that we'll all be talking about.

3D TV will see exponential marketshare growth.

USB 3.0 will enter the mainstream, offering 5 Gbit/s transfer speeds.

Most of the new mobiles and other devices will begin to incorporate OLED screens as standard.

NASA will retire the Space Shuttle fleet.

Various natural disasters, accidents, terrorist attacks, etc...

[Mick Mac]

There is a one in the year. We know what that means .

[Simonet]

Mick Mac Wrote:

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> There is a one in the year. We know what that

> means .

Yes ! Tottinham will concentrate on the Cup and acquire Vertigo when they realise where they are in the Prem. and drop like a stone.

Wet Spam will return to their rightful. They will be "bubbling under" like a No. 41 record and leave the Prem. Charts altogether.

"Scottie" Parker United will leave for a bigger Club like Nottingham Forest.

[Narnia]

Mick Mac Wrote:

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> There is a one in the year. We know what that

> means .

You can count up to this one?

[DulwichFox]

DJKillaQueen Wrote:

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> I will be annointed a saint!

You have to be dead to be annointed a Saint. :(

[Narnia]

Sue will see to that;-)

[pablogrande]

In order to increase tax revenues, smoking will become compulsary in all government owned buildings, public masturbation still outlawed everywhere other than night buses.

3D TV dropped by Sky due to induced fits in children.

Wikileaks confirms that Tony Blair was not George Bush's puppet after all, the truth reveals that Rod Hull faked his own death in order to control Tony from the inside and real reason for the Blair/Brown rift was the Emu/Parky style throttling of Brown that took place in cabinet meetings.

All drugs legalised, celebrity status gained for no reason outlawed. Christopher Biggens imprisoned on elba, Abi Titmuss tied in a sack and thrown off Tower Bridge and all of presenters from 'loose women' beheaded in Trafalgar Square.

The internet will die. Ed forum will be replaced with huge scalextric set delivering post-its to users door to door.

KFC clone centipede with chicken, 1 chickapede provides enough legs to feed a family of four for a year, thus ending world hunger. Unfortunately every child grows to over 25 stone within 6 months the UK sinks by August

[louisiana]

wjfox Wrote:

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> Food and energy prices will get noticeably higher,

> with oil hitting $100/barrel by the summer.

>

It's gone from 66 to 91 in last 52 weeks, and current 52 week forecast is 105... I wouldn't be surprised if it went higher.

Also affecting some people (rural, without gas) a lot is heating oil price, which has risen 70% in last three months. Scary if you depend on it to heat your home.