Arsenal / Manchester United. The "your team smells", "No, your team smells" thread

[Keef]

Just in case any users (no names mentioned) fancied some playground action, please keep it off of the Football thread, and do it here, so the rest of us can ignore it.

Many thanks.

[Ladymuck]

I love Man. U.

I do.

I really really do.

MAN U

MAN U

MAN U

:))

[Ladymuck]

Yeah!

[Narnia]

Right..........smelly other teams..........boo.

[Ladymuck]

And I was trying SO hard!

I was hoping to keep this space all to myself too. But perhaps it could become a glorious space for all things MAN. U.

HA HA HA HA HA

MAN U

MAN U

MAN U

[Annette Curtain]

I like Pate' with a little thinly sliced cornichon on top.

(does that count)

Poo, footy stinks ( in manchester anyway )

:)A.

[Atticus]

Brilliant! I always thought that ec and s should get a room!

[Ladymuck]

They'd kill each other...but perhaps that's your intention?

[Sandperson]

I wouldn't lower myself.

[aquarius moon]

No-one likes us,

No-one likes us,

No-one likes us,

We don't care.

We are MILLWALL,

Super MILLWALL,

We are MILLWALL,

from The Den!

[Narnia]

Very smelly

[Michael Palaeologus]

Why do we need another Soccer thread? If it were any other subject it would have been locked as a repetition of another, equally tedious thread.

[Sandperson]

I think it's Keef's idea of a joke. He's on his high horse on the other thread. He's also upset that Torres has ripped the heart out of his beloved team. ;)

[Ladymuck]

I think it's quite funny. Bet Keef is taking a peek every so often to see who's killed who. In fact lots of people appear to be peeking - judging by the amount of hits v actual posts figures.

Narnia, you've given me the first laugh of the day with that joke: just as well LG, Sean, and EC aren't around to clip you one round the ear. But then, even Arsenal supporters must have a sense of humour - yes?:))

MAN U

MAN U

MAN U

[Annette Curtain]

aquarius moon Wrote:

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> No-one likes us,

> No-one likes us,

> No-one likes us,

> We don't care.

>

> We are MILLWALL,

> Super MILLWALL,

> We are MILLWALL,

> from The Den!

Hi Tarot :)

Gosh millwall, I'm so not shocked

[Emerson Crane]

Sandperson Wrote:

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> I wouldn't lower myself.

Believe me the feeling is entirely mutual.

[SeanMacGabhann]

don't think of it as another soccer thread Mike - think of it more like lancing a boil

[Emerson Crane]

SeanMacGabhann Wrote:

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> don't think of it as another soccer thread Mike -

> think of it more like lancing a boil

What a lovely mental image you paint.

[Narnia]

Have you managed to isolate the problem Keef?

[Emerson Crane]

Narnia Wrote:

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> Very smelly

you're too funny for words, and people call my posts "bile filled". But I won't stoop to your level and trawl the web for gems such as yours.

[Ladymuck]

Ah come on EC, you must admit it was funny. Any team name could have been used - Man. U even - and it still would have been funny.

Be honest, didn't you even laugh just a teeny weeny bit?

OK OK...look...how about this one then...

Q: What's the difference between Alex Ferguson and God?

A: God doesn't think he's Alex Ferguson.

Funny? I'm laughing!:)) And I happen to think that AF is a very good manager. But a joke is a joke.

[Emerson Crane]

Ladymuck Wrote:

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> Ah come on EC, you must admit it was funny. Any

> team name could have been used - Man. U even - and

> it still would have been funny.

>

> Be honest, didn't you even laugh just a teeny

> weeny bit?

>

> OK OK...look...how about this one then...

>

> Q: What's the difference between Alex Ferguson and

> God?

> A: God doesn't think he's Alex Ferguson.

>

> Funny? I'm laughing!:)) And I happen to think

> that AF is a very good manager. But a joke is a

> joke.

I was simply making a point. Had I posted something similar, doubtless I would've been castigated. It seems that when I post something others raise their hands in mock horror, yet others post similiar things and its not an issue. I think double standards operate on here as has been pointed out by others on here, apart from myself. Any danger of parity on here? You gotta laugh haven't you.

[Ladymuck]

Oh well I tried.

What do you call...

[Emerson Crane]

Ladymuck Wrote:

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> Oh well I tried.

>

> What do you call...

And I appreciate your efforts, but can see you see where I'm coming from?

[Ladymuck]

OK, howza bout this one:

What's the difference between a [name of team] fan and a Vibrator?

A [name of team] fan is a real dick.

hee hee